buzzard said:I think my fighters will be swtiching to linguini weapons.

DM: The dragon turtle's mouth opens wide, and a cloud of superheated steam engulfs your character. That's 68 points of damage, Reflex save for half.
Player: Dang, I missed!

DM: Sorry, the steam cooked your linguini. You swing at the turtle, but your wet noodles slap harmlessly at its shell.
Player:
