Bearded Female Dwarves: The Latest Word

[Col_Pladoh]

When did this happen anyway? I remember kobolds being humanoid little geeks when I played D&D in high school. I come back to the game after a few years and now they're all scaly and, you know, stuff.

I submit it was the tampering of ignorant barbarians that caused the erroneous depitions of the Germanicly-inspired goblinoids.

Cheers,
Gary

 

[Col_Pladoh]

No wonder they are a dying race...

Not so at all.

They are merely burrowing deeper underground because of the insult of those who claim their attractive womenffolk lack lush facial hair.

Assuredly,
Gary

 

[Tonguez]

Platypi are mammals, yet they lay eggs like a bird would.

actually Platypi aren't mammals nor marsupials but Monotremes (one of the two surviving members of this order). They have far more retilian traits than they do mammalian and a minority opinion is infact that they are therapsids (mammal-like reptiles)

which may give an explanation of where Kobolds might fit too. Evidence (and confusions)would suggest that Kobolds may be better categorised as evolved Therapsids

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Ah, yes. Summer in Wisconsin. I remember it fondly.

"Why is the sky all green like that?"

"Off to the basement!"

As usual, and thankfully...

It was another false alarm.

Back before I was born (the time being c.1930) a tornado hit the lake and dumped fish down a lot of chimneys in town. I was told the odor was pretty rancid for some days...

Cheers,
Gary

 

[Col_Pladoh]

actually Platypi aren't mammals nor marsupials but Monotremes (one of the two surviving members of this order). They have far more retilian traits than they do mammalian and a minority opinion is infact that they are therapsids (mammal-like reptiles)

which may give an explanation of where Kobolds might fit too. Evidence (and confusions)would suggest that Kobolds may be better categorised as evolved Therapsids

Yes, quite correct, monotremes. I apologize to both the platypuses and the echidnas on this board.

Therapsids, warm-blooded reptiles, are quite interesting, and I love to include them in my adventure encounters in places where pre-saurachian animals are to be found. So too rauschidians

Cheers,
Gary

 

[sniffles]

No wonder they are a dying race...

NOT!! Just because you vertically overextended types have no appreciation of beautiful facial hair doesn't mean that dwarven males don't recognize the appeal.

Now some mini manufacturer needs to start making bearded female dwarf minis. Or I need to learn how to sculpt hair with greenstuff. Next time I play a dwarf she's gonna have a lovely beard.

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Both, of course.

Edit: What the Colonel said above notwithstanding, of course.

Well,

My kobolds keep dogs, eat 'em too, along with turtle soup and rattlesnakes, so in a sense you are not off base

Cheers,
Gary

 

[Col_Pladoh]

...
... Next time I play a dwarf she's gonna have a lovely beard.

And assuredly all of the male dwarves will be faling at her feet!

Adroitly yours,
Gary

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Please be explaining this then:

That is frrom Races of Stone.

 

[Templetroll]

Please be explaining this then:

That is frrom Races of Stone.

Obviously a cursed mirror.