Bearded Female Dwarves: The Latest Word

[Col_Pladoh]

Now I can't get this image out of my mind:
Two teenage dwarven girls, sitting facing each other, braiding each other's beards:

"So, then, Vickie Clangenstern said 'As if!' and I was like 'Uh huh!' and she was, like. acting so shale! ..."

Valley dwarves?

Heh...

...and for sure!

Hilariously yours,
Gary

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Unless of course you happen to be on Krynn where kobolds are descendants of Bakali lizardfolk.

- Respectfully yours, a friendly neighbourhood sidetracker.

And that goes against all folklore regarding kobolds!

Confidentaly,
Gary

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Oh-oh!

A storm with a high likelihood of spawning a tornado is headed towards Lake Geneva, so I am shutting down.

Later fellows
Gary

 

[JimAde]

And that goes against all folklore regarding kobolds!

Confidentaly,
Gary

When did this happen anyway? I remember kobolds being humanoid little geeks when I played D&D in high school. I come back to the game after a few years and now they're all scaly and, you know, stuff.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Enlightened Readers!... All female dwarves have beards...

No wonder they are a dying race...

 

[JimAde]

Oh-oh!

A storm with a high likelihood of spawning a tornado is headed towards Lake Geneva, so I am shutting down.

Later fellows
Gary

Ah, yes. Summer in Wisconsin. I remember it fondly.

"Why is the sky all green like that?"

"Off to the basement!"

 

[Raging Epistaxis]

... dwarven women suffer from beardhood ...

I'd say they don't suffer from it, they quite enjoy it. Tickles, and all.

The mandibularly hirsute must stick together!

R E
(intermittently bearded since the 80's)

 

[Henry]

Be careful Gary, and see you later.

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Ahhhhh.... It's like sinking into a warm bath.

Thanks, Gary.


Wulf

It is always a genuine pleasure to exchange bon mots with someone who appreciates the finest form of humor.

Greatfully,
Gary

 

[the Jester]

Now if we could only clear up whether kobolds are canine or reptilian...

Both, of course.

Edit: What the Colonel said above notwithstanding, of course.