Bearer of the Bad News....

[Altamont Ravenard]

Of course they broke up! Have you ever seen a Ken doll naked?! He's lacking that certain, er, something that makes the girlfriends happy.

Plus, he's a total tool. Strange that a guy can be a tool, and not have a tool.

IIRC, Ken did not not have working genitalia, but rather that his underwear was glued on. Barbie, on the other hand, was mayor of Asexual-City.

AR

 

[Conaill]

Dad in toy store: "Does this Barbie come with the Ken doll?"
Sales Rep: "Nah. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken!"

Ba-dum-ching!

[Hoping this one'll slip past Granny Noah...]

 

[Psionicist]

Bearer of the Bad News...

Someone should create a prestige class with that name.

 

[Angcuru]

Yeah, at least G.I. Joe had a excuse with the war wound and all but how did pretty boy Ken lose his?

Freak blender accident.

 

[Ranger REG]

Coming soon at Toys 'R Us:

Barbie & Ken Divorce Court Collection: Complete with testimony from Barbie's younger sister that she slept with Ken.

 

[Truth Seeker]

Coming soon at Toys 'R Us:

Barbie & Ken Divorce Court Collection: Complete with testimony from Barbie's younger sister that she slept with Ken.

Oh Hot dippe!!! Does it come with a secret video?

 

[Truth Seeker]

Bearer of the Bad News...

Someone should create a prestige class with that name.

You are welcome to use it...LOL

 

[Ranger REG]

Oh Hot dippe!!! Does it come with a secret video?

Yup. It comes with CourtTV documentary on DVD, that not only show the hidden sex tape, but also a secret surveillance video of Barbie sneaking over to Hasbro to have an illicit affair with Scarlett (THE redheaded "Jane" of GI JOE).

 

[Darrin Drader]

Yup. It comes with CourtTV documentary on DVD, that not only show the hidden sex tape, but also a secret surveillance video of Barbie sneaking over to Hasbro to have an illicit affair with Scarlett (THE redheaded "Jane" of GI JOE).

What a two-timer! I have it on good authority that Scarlette is greasing the gears of Optimus Prime, if you know what I mean (and I think you do ). But then I also heard that Cobra's Baronnesse has a thing for older blondes, so maybe you just got your stories mixed up.

 

[jdavis]

If Ken is smart he'll hit her up for 50% of everything, she's got several houses, dozens of cars and a fairy tale castle (with Dragon). Heck I think she even has her own jet. Mid life crisis Ken with bald spot will be cruising around in his "used to be Barbie's" Corvette trying to pick up dolls from the Bratz high school prom playset.