Bearer of the Bad News....

[Ferox4]

If Ken is smart he'll hit her up for 50% of everything, she's got several houses, dozens of cars and a fairy tale castle (with Dragon). Heck I think she even has her own jet. Mid life crisis Ken with bald spot will be cruising around in his "used to be Barbie's" Corvette trying to pick up dolls from the Bratz high school prom playset.

LOL

 

[Heretic Apostate]

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/04/Feb/barbie.html

 

[Silver Moon]

Let's take a look at this week's events. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts decides to approve gay marriage. Then Ken breaks off his relationship with Barbie. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Silver Moon]

Next thing we'll know is that Ken is gay.

What gave it away? Maybe his most recent outfit?
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/prod...oduct_id=2233920&path=0:4171:4187:4177:118360

 

[Ranger REG]

What a two-timer! I have it on good authority that Scarlette is greasing the gears of Optimus Prime, if you know what I mean (and I think you do ).

Nope. Optimus is the "If you go black, You won't go back" type of fella. Methink he's going out with one of those Starz doll, the only that looks like Playboy's Traci Bingham.

But then I also heard that Cobra's Baronnesse has a thing for older blondes, so maybe you just got your stories mixed up.

The only older blonde that I know of is Papa Smurf (platinum blonde is still blonde), unless you're talking about that fat cow who happens to be a Nicole Smith fan, Smurfette.

 

[Golem2176]

ROTFLMAO. I salute all you cantankerous bastards!

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Nope. Optimus is the "If you go black, You won't go back" type of fella.

Don't forget that he's jewish too.

 

[Ranger REG]

Oy vey!

Hey, isn't Bumblebee Jewish, too?

 

[Truth Seeker]

43 years....43 years....did she ever get a rise out of him?

 

[Ranger REG]

How could Ken have wood when he's all plastic?

In fact, there was nothing there for her to get a rise out of him, which is a moot point considering that she doesn't have ... um ... opening.