...nuuh forget about it... a bad joke i guess...
I'm all for a good joke. Unless you're doing it at my expense. Honestly, I just didn't get what you were trying to say.
OH...and I thought of another major thing that make me like the Conan ruleset over basic D&D....
Conan allows you to attack normally, or with a system (called Finesse fighting) that allows a character to take advantage of his DEX (instead of his STR) and hit around armor, bypassing, attempting, basically, to make harder called shots at exposed areas or areas (like under the arm pit) where armor is less protective.
This type of fighting allows a low STR but high DEX character to be deadly even against a fully armored opponent. Thus, your heavily armored STR Soldier in Conan could have a good fight with a high DEX loincloth clad thief.
I think that's pretty cool.