D&D General D&D is like candy corn


Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Eh, most people only hate candy corn because Twitter told them they were supposed to.

Candy corn is delicious. Especially when mixed 50/50 with salted, roasted peanuts.
I hated candy corn before Twits were a thing.

And I think I need tongue bleach. Doing that to poor defenseless salted roasted peanuts. Will someone think of the nuts?!

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"How is D&D like candy corn?"

"It's delicious and I gorge myself on both."

I love candy corn. I have a lot of dietary sensitivities and candy corn doesn't bother any of them.

I even once infused whiskey with candy corn and it was pretty good in an Old-Fashioned:


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