dumbest game questions you never heard

[diaglo]

i'll kill what's behind door #1 the rest of you wait here.

 

[Malessa]

Our party is being attacked by a young dragon....

(my character-druid) "Sense Motive check"

(hubby-DM) " You sense that he's pissed"

 

[mythago]

"D&D, huh? Never heard of it. Is that like S&M?"

 

[sfgiants]

Character 1: hey, what happened to my zombie?

Character 2: Look man, it's your zombie...

 

[Drawmack]

I wish we knew what this was, while holding a ring with three rubies in it. A loud voice replied, "It's a ring of three uhhh two wishes."

 

[Hand of Evil]

In training for the medical part of my profession we were told that urine is more sanitary than most other fluids...so that line was used for the whole academy...to this day we still out of the blue state " Can I pee on that?, or What if I pee on it?"

Oh the memories, thanks HoE!

And as this is a dumb question thread...

So, does that make a Cleric/Paladin's pee holy or healing?

 

[KenM]

In a sci-fi game "I rolled a 99, do I disarm the bomb?"

 

[Piratecat]

"D&D, huh? Never heard of it. Is that like S&M?"

Heh, you joke, but something very similar happened to one of my players. She was leaving work, and one of her co-workers asked where she was headed.

"I'm got my role-playing game tonight," she said. He looked confused.

"Is that the thing you do with masks and handcuffs?"

She was very amused.

 

[MerakSpielman]

(From Epic D&D)

Player: "I roll a.... AC 234 and 7342 points of dam..."

DM: "Don't bother with the damage. That wasn't even NEAR a hit."

 

[Gospog]

In a Scarred Lands game, the PCs find a small group of Spider Eye Goblins under a giant pot...

PCs: What are you doing under there?

Goblins: Having a cook-out!