dumbest game questions you never heard

[Skullfyre]

The following question was printed as part of a newspaper review of the Dungeons & Dragons movie:

"Why did they make a movie out of a game no one has played in twenty years?"

ROFLSFH

 

[ConcreteBuddha]

Is there anyplace to hide besides the oven?

 

[alsih2o]

Is there anyplace to hide besides the oven?

lol, oh my. i may be still laughing about this tomorrow.

 

[Meek_Monkey1]

"What level are you" (this is a PC to a NPC...)

 

[Kilmore]

"What does the fighter do?"

"Okay, then... what about the magic-user?"

 

[jdavis]

DM:
I wish the players would stop role playing and get to the fighting.

Why don't the players do more number crunching when they make their characters, they should stop wasting time with backgrounds and character development?

Players:
Can I take some points off my Strength role, I figure my Barbarian will be fine with a 14 Strength instead of a 18?

Do you think the DM is giving us too much treasure?

No I really don't need a +5 Vorpal Long sword ar 2nd level, lets give it away.

I think my character is way too powerful, can I just skip taking a feat at this level?

 

[s/LaSH]

So.

So, yeah.

Yup.

Following' the tanar'ri this season?

 

[Azure Trance]

Is there anyplace to hide besides the oven?

LoL ... need to find an excuse to actually use this one sometime.

 

[Monster Manuel]

"D&D huh? That's that game where you run around in furry underpants right? "

 

[Rashak Mani]

Roll a what ? dee twelve ? You mean this wierd dice here ?