dumbest game questions you never heard
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Storm Raven
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Drawmack said:
Not quite as silly as you might think if Oriental Adventures is in play, since monks are made proficient with butterfly swords in that book.
WisdomLikeSilence
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Sure. Go ahead and laugh. I was amused too.
But you know, that colleague never did stop looking at me a little funny....
-WLS
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Kahuna Burger
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mythago said:
Players discussion character fighting styles.
Monk - "I do subdual damage until someone tells me to stop..."
Me - "Oh, what's the safeword?"
Azure Trance
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I roll ... a bardic knowledge check!
This was from an Elven character bard who used it the first few months of gaming. About a half dozen times each session. Eventually I just said, unless you get a DC25 or higher, don't talk to me (since he kept interrupting to use BK whenever an opportunity presented itself - new monsters, a room with stuff in it, a funky cave, etc).
This was from an Elven character bard who used it the first few months of gaming. About a half dozen times each session. Eventually I just said, unless you get a DC25 or higher, don't talk to me (since he kept interrupting to use BK whenever an opportunity presented itself - new monsters, a room with stuff in it, a funky cave, etc).
DM: You are stopped by a patrol in the Ancient Quarter (very secure and well guarded are). One of the guards searches you. “Do you have a weapon on you?”
PC: Yes… it’s a light crossbow.
DM: They take you away to be interrogated for trespassing…
PC: No they couldn’t have found it! I hid it in my boot!
- This was my first session ever. I hadn’t checked to see how big a light crossbow was.
Bluewolf
PC: Yes… it’s a light crossbow.
DM: They take you away to be interrogated for trespassing…
PC: No they couldn’t have found it! I hid it in my boot!
- This was my first session ever. I hadn’t checked to see how big a light crossbow was.
Bluewolf
demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
Howsa bout...
"Why are you giving us a staff of life?"
"Can I leap on the ghost to attack it?"
"How big was it again?"
"Aww, he's so cute. Can I pet him?"
Demiurge out.
"Why are you giving us a staff of life?"
"Can I leap on the ghost to attack it?"
"How big was it again?"
"Aww, he's so cute. Can I pet him?"
Demiurge out.
