I liked this one
But I'd change it up juuuuuust a little bit...
4 - 6) The sleeping narcoleptic goat is surprised, so it wakes, bleats, then passes out. (Roll again, adding +2 to the roll)
Roll 1d6:
0) The nymph informs you politely to roll 1d6, not 1d10. Furthermore, she melodically clarifies that a 0 on 1d10 is actually a 10. She does this without singing or being an acrobat.
1) The nymph is surprised.
2 - 3) The winter wolf is surprised.
3) Schrodinger's Cat may or may not be surprised.
4 - 6) The sleeping deer is surprised, but cannot be awakened.
7) The players are surprised and demand to see your d6.
But I'd change it up juuuuuust a little bit...
4 - 6) The sleeping narcoleptic goat is surprised, so it wakes, bleats, then passes out. (Roll again, adding +2 to the roll)