Heh, I can relate to the disgust. It feels like most of the funky interpretations of 4e stem out of stuff like this. Interpreting synonyms to mean different things, or trying to leverage whether an attack roll is the same thing as an attack, etc. Reading the rules like they're a legal contract just doesn't lead to pretty results, especially since a "common sense" reading is 99% of the time what the designers were going for. 4e ruleslawyering isn't number-crunching; it's arguing about what the precise definition of "is" is. 
I don't think the OP was doing that (I think it was a simple misunderstanding of the rules) but I understand why people were a bit icked by it.

I don't think the OP was doing that (I think it was a simple misunderstanding of the rules) but I understand why people were a bit icked by it.