Halfling Musketeers -- Sat. 1pm-5pm & 6pm-10pm. BOTH FULL

[DaveStebbins]

This includes an excellent poem written by Dave Stebbins (playing Moliere) about their adventure.

Thank you, but it's only three quarters done! I was having so much fun at the end of the game I never wrote the last part. Think of it as Moliere's unfinished epic, LOL.

 

[Alenda]

Here are some quotes from the Halfling Musketeers. Alas, there were so many of them that I could not possibly write them all down, so please feel free to add in any that I left out!!

"Quick, someone give me wine!" - Belen
"Talk to the fighter, he has nothing but whine" - Dave Stebbins (talking about Piratecat's character)

"We must battle the giant zucchini!" - LadyToll
"Milady, you are very good at battling my zucchini!" - Dave Stebbins

"The sorceress is guilty of vegemancy and possibly gazebomancy!"- Piratecat

"Don't talk to the boatman, talk to his doll"- Thunderfoot
"What do I say to a doll? Your eyes are like buttons?" - reveal

"Good God! I smell like burning wine!"- reveal

"We can distract the beast with pumpkins!"- Matchstick

"As a priest, you should lead us in a prayer for our fallen wine"- reveal (to Fett's character)

"I weep tears of sadness on her bruises in the hopes that they will heal her" - Thunderfoot
"Make a heal check, BITCH!" - Fett527 (playing the healer)

"We should start at the bottom and move our way up"- Old One
"Is there any other way?"- Matchstick

"Wait! I have an idea!" - Old One
"I am SO glad I'm hiding"- Matchstick

Dave Stebbins Poem:
Arrayed against us was the horde of gourdes
Audric, the fearless, started the war
Skin was pierced and seed was spilled
Halfling Musketeers won the day, our enemies killed.

Guardian great, powerful and strong
Before the King's Musketeers, did not last long
Swift of wit and deft of hand
Access was obtained according to plan.

Beset upon by colossal beast,
The heroes would soon be a feast
We thought instead to feed it a boat
From the safety of the other side, we gloat!

Thanks again for all the laughs!!!

 

[Matchstick]

"So wait a second. All Halloween is breaking loose over here and you're delivering flowers?" - Me

"I may be unconscious, but at least I still look good!" - Thunderfoot

"Allo?" - Me. My wife called my phone when we were on break and I forgot to change back to my normal voice. You don't think things like that happen in real life, but in mine they do.



Alenda, that was one of the top three games I've ever played, and I'd have a tough time keeping it out of the top slot. Most excellently done. I'll be first in line for more Musketeering next year!

 

[DaveStebbins]

OK, let me see if I can finish the Epic of Moliere...


Foul deed uncovered, danger grave
Audric, from a harlot's arms is saved
Trapped door bypassed, stairs ascended
Sorceress found, t'will soon be ended

From chandelier launches the final attack
Muskateer lands on Sorceress' back
They bring her down, it's time to sing
Hail the Muskateers and God Save the King!


Took me all of five minutes, and it shows.

 

[Thunderfoot]

<SNIP>
"I may be unconscious, but at least I still look good!" - Thunderfoot
<SNIP>.

I had forgotten I had said that... (that's going in the sig)

"I weep tears of sadness on her bruises in the hopes that they will heal her" - Thunderfoot
"Make a heal check, BITCH!" - Fett527 (playing the healer)

I don't think I said bruises. Actually I know I didn't say bruises.
"I weep tears of sadness on her br****s in hopes that they will heal," is more accurate. This was after Reveal went all pokey, pokey on the busty sorceress wench with his rapier. (Keep your minds out of the gutter)

 

[Alenda]

I don't think I said bruises. Actually I know I didn't say bruises.
"I weep tears of sadness on her br****s in hopes that they will heal," is more accurate.

But she had bruises on her arm because she was beaten by the Brothel's Madam! Why would you be weeping on her breasts when they were perfectly fine?

Oh wait... I think I just answered my own question

 

[Thunderfoot]

But she had bruises on her arm because she was beaten by the Brothel's Madam! Why would you be weeping on her breasts when they were perfectly fine?

Oh wait... I think I just answered my own question

 

[Rystil Arden]

I actually thought it was the arms of Tandy with the tears, and then you yelled "Don't hurt the breasts!" for the sorceress. Is it coincidence that I was in every game on your quotes list?

 

[Thunderfoot]

I actually thought it was the arms of Tandy with the tears, and then you yelled "Don't hurt the breasts!" for the sorceress. Is it coincidence that I was in every game on your quotes list?

Nope - you were in every ENWolrd game I played in... And lets face it - it was the boobs both times.

 

[Rystil Arden]

I'm leaning with Alenda on this one, but you'll admit it was hilarious either way

Oh, and since I was the other Moliere, I wrote a poem for our group--it starts with reveal attacking the lion:

A challenged lion humbled in its pride
And from a gnome of stone a blossom plucked
Whilst pumpkins spit and swallow on the side
And crazy man and little doll instruct.
The fallen wine in us lives on, alack.
Not the gazebo after its affront
And though some wished to enter through the back
Wet hungry bones avoided through the front
Fair Tandy cried, we were her only hope
Though she was drugged after a clumsy paw
And yet he made it first atop the rope
It must have been because he has Quick Draw
Tumbling through grease to pierce the luscious witch.
Tears wet her breast, so roll your heal check bitch.