Help some of my local hot college girls find a game?

[barsoomcore]

Gee, RangerWickett, I'd love to help, but my own campaign is overwhelmed with Czech exchange students from the local modelling academy. It's a real problem getting all those long legs under the gaming table. Plus they all want to play dominatrix drow vampires and keep showing up in costume. I'm at my wit's end.

I'm afraid a bunch of sorority girls would only add to the chaos. Sorry, man.

 

[Desdichado]

Who wants sorority girls anyway? Where's all the the 18 yo Catholic school girls?

 

[howandwhy99]

Ranger, where are you?

I work at Emory in SPH and all of the sorority sisters here just leer at me when I mention including them in my "roleplaying".

Maybe I need to hit up, er.. approach more undergrads.

 

[diaglo]

Ranger, where are you?

I work at Emory in SPH and all of the sorority sisters here just leer at me when I mention including them in my "roleplaying".

Maybe I need to hit up, er.. approach more undergrads.

my wife is there. she's getting her MPH as part of a PMR. maybe i should help you

 

[jaerdaph]

Who wants sorority girls anyway? Where's all the the 18 yo Catholic school girls?

Catholic girls start roleplaying much too late,
and sooner or later it comes down to d8.
The LARPers have much more fun...

 

[Desdichado]

Ummm... I'm not getting that reference.

All I know is that when I was 10-12 years younger, single and living in South America I saw a lot of Catholic high school girls running around town. Hubba-hubba!

 

[NewJeffCT]

wow, I got my DM today with a similar April Fool's joke. I sent him an email today from my new job that went something like, >>>Hey... I was walking through the office today when I noticed a woman with some cool dragon wallpaper on her PC. I asked her about it and we talked a bit and it turns out she and her co-worker Amanda are avid gamers. However, they just moved up here from our North Carolina office and have not had much success in finding a good game. So, I told them I know a really good DM and I will talk to him and see what I can do. By the way, since I know what you're thinking, they are both 'gamer attractive' - not bad overall. Both are in their mid 20s. What do you think?<<<

Surprisingly, he fell hook, line and sinker.

I'm sure if they were two exotic dancers working their way through college types who also game, he would have been suspicious...

 

[Quickbeam]

[Barry White Voice = ON]

Oh yeah baby... I'll tell you all about the size of my campaign... And we run games ALLLLLLL night long...

[Barry White Voice = OFF]

Damn funny stuff !!

 

[jaerdaph]

Ummm... I'm not getting that reference.

Billy Joel? Only The Good Die Young?

Come on, I can' be THAT old!

 

[Nightfall]

If they got nothing better to do with their summers, send them up my way Ranger man!