D&D General Hilarious typos in D&D books

Posted without comment. Or with little comment, at least. This from Descent into Avernus.

 

[pukunui]

Nowhere does it say it's a guy

Being in possession of the book in question, I am able to confirm that the eladrin character named "Smiler the Defiler" presents as male when encountered during the adventure.

 

[Salthorae]

Perhaps he's a summoner and they're supposed to be Petting the wind of the air elemental they just summoned?

Ah, I know Preeing as he samples the air...

 

[Eltab]

It should be "paying the miners" not "paying the minors".
Unless the old dwarves exploited some kids, you never know!

The kids got paid. The adults did not.
(Which explains the safe full of coins, and why the mine is abandoned.)

 

[Azzy]

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I also like this one, from The Lost Mine of Phandelver (page 44).

Typo... Or dark subtext?

 

[Sunsword]

Back in AD&D 1st Edition, the only real D&D, Gygax would have had the elf defecating, not peeing. These kids today can't handle what real elves did!

 

[Iry]

Well...if a guy can pee into the wind and not have it blow back on him, he's got the confidence of one who has a very powerful stream, is very well endowed, or both.

That's how we invented rifling.

It's the * shake * * shake * that gets you in the end.

And the front.

 

[Hussar]

Nowhere does it say it's a guy

To be fair though, if the person is, in fact, peeing into the wind, whether that person was male or female would be pretty obvious.

And, to all, HUGE thanks for the giggles. What is it about RPG's that turn my humour into a ten year old's? Don't know, don't care. Just glad that it does.

 

[Coroc]

Surprised this classic hadn't shown up yet:

copy paste has always been a thing to make your editing more easy ...

 

[Toriel]

Don't forget the * zip * part can be the most dangerous of them all

 

[Iry]

Don't forget the * zip * part can be the most dangerous of them all

Bloody good point.