<humor>Pick up lines to use at Gencon

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

While discussing hotel accomidations for GenCon with my friends we came up with a few "Pick up lines" to use at Gencon. Here are a couple;

"Hey baby I'm a hero"
"Have you seen my character record sheet? I've got a 25 constitution"
"Have I told you how sexy that chainmail bikini looks on you?"
"You know that I'm a wizard with a big and powerful staff"
Hey baby, I survived Return to the Tomb of Horrors"
"Once you've had a sorcerer you never go back"
"Nice rack...of spellbooks can I study them?"


For the ladies
"Is that a dicebag in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Isida KepTukari]

And all of the above will get you slapped.

 

[der_kluge]

For those that have been to GenCon will get this one:

"How much?"

 

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

And all of the above will get you slapped.

Are you really sure about that? I think those are the greatest things to say. I mean comeon how can they be offensive? Since when did sexist remarks make people angry?

 

[Darklone]

Let me see...

"Wanna come over and have a look at my sword?" Be sure to bring a real one....
"Help me, I just got shot by that weird little with wings and the golden arrow... my you got wonderful eyes!"
A mad wizard diviner type with crystal ball: "Excuse me, have you seen my girlfriend? Oh sorry, it's not yet monday and I haven't got one?"

 

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

Re: Let me see...

A mad wizard diviner type with crystal ball: "Excuse me, have you seen my girlfriend? Oh sorry, it's not yet monday and I haven't got one?" [/B]

or "My Divinations have revealed that you are one lucky gal. I see you and me hooking up!"

 

[Arravis]

Tell her you can cast Enlarge at will.

 

[maddman75]

And all of the above will get you slapped.

You've seen too many movies.

They'll likely get you an icy stare, or at best a laugh. Slapping someone for using a cheesy pick up line is assault. I don't suggest anyone do this IRL.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Okay, day light savings time has taken a lot out of me and I am a bit slow but I really did think this was a thread on ticket pick up lines.

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But here are some...

No, that really is a magic wand in my pocket!

What brings a girl like you to a place like this?

So, you are a dealer room model?

would you like to see a hental anime movie?

 

[UofMDude]

"Is your ewok furry or did you shave it? I like a furry ewok."

UofMDude