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I ku, you ku, we all ku for haiku!

Asmor

First Post
Small water droplet
Clinging happily to leaf
Grows too large and falls

I once sought myself
But by journey's end, I'd changed
Now I seek once more

What is important?
Happiness and nothing more
What makes you happy?

Loud and annoying
Throw cell phone out the window
Peace is thus restored

Stupid little man
Pay attention where you walk
Ouch, right into tree

I am really bored
Someone save me, pretty please?
What is on TV?

His grass is greener
So I kill him, take his house
Now I am lonely

Domino's is best
Pizza Hut tastes like dog ****
Papa Gino's sucks

Surrounded and yet
Despite all of these people
I feel all alone

Your lips are moving
All I hear is blah blah blah
Woops, look at the time

I look at inkblots
I see horribles monsters
But the paper's blank

Do you think I'm nuts
Just because I talk to trees?
They won't talk to you

Ideas are now scarce
I'm scraping barrel's bottom
So I'll end this post
 

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