“Where in the kitchen do you access the cellar? Let me be clear, I need you to tell me where the door is!”"Da cellars?" asked the giant, worried that he was trying the dwarf's patience, but dumb enough to not know how to do any better, "Why, dey down da stairs, uv corse."
His eyes grew wide as he slowly realised that his answers were annoying his questioners. He added, as if the thought was a brilliant one, "Da stairs! Da stairs be near da kitchun!"