jasper
Rotten DM
I been DMing for a new group on Tuesday. I ran DDEX03-01 to start. This was hard module to run. As I have lost track of the number of times I have ran this for D&D on Demand, at cons, and at pickups. DMs should remember now matter how many times they have run an adventure, IT IS THE PCS and PLAYERS FIRST TIME. I will be doing Some more Season 3 modules for the group. But they asked me to do write ups. So.
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DDEX03-05 Session
Bane of the Tradeways
Bane of Sanity
Day 6
Gain a level, 80 GP, 10 downtime days.
Magic Items +1 shield (it duplicates so anyone can have one) Potion of Heroism, Potion of Healing
Story Award Boon of Bitterwood. You have aided the farmers of the Hillsfar region by revealing and putting an end to a slave trade network operated by some corrupt Red Plume soldiers. Anytime you enter a tavern in the Moonsea region, excluding Hillsfar proper, roll a d20. On a roll of 15 or higher you are recognized by someone as a champion of the Hillfarian farmers. You are treated to a drink, Dragon’s Breath Brandy if available, and your heroics are loudly proclaimed.
I had a weak group of five for the Heady Boutique group. InuYasha Bard 2. Father Ted Cleric 1. Those are my two semi-regulars. Reed Lightfeather Bard 1 second or third AL game. Aradell Druid first AL game. Boar Fangi Fighter 2.
Sorry I was not fully prepared. I am working on my travel kit to put in my military rucksack. It should contain PHB, MM, battle grids, markers, eraser, tokens (forgot those), pencils, and other supplies. SKULLY.
Remember in Tier 1 which are levels 1 to 4 you get a free potion of healing from your buddies due to your renown. This is use it during the session or lose it at the end of the night.
History of Skully. I start back playing D&D in May 2016 after a 12 year break. I started DMing AL in 9/9/16 with the Ravenloft which a vampire campaign. As the Dollar Tree had the Halloween supplies out, I bought a plastic skull for atmosphere and as table knocker. Plenty of people in Visions joked about me keeping my kills on. They joked about for so long, I decided to make it real. I am on my third skull and 85 kills are on them. Some of them are my pcs.
Hillsfar is a human only city which practices the slave trade of non-humans. The party with the only human Boar Fangi are skirting the town. They come upon an ambush four elves are fighting with a Red Plume Patrol. One officer is being hung by a tree branch and about to be stabbed by an elf. A three on three fight is centered around a cart.
The party argues about which side to help. Some want to help the elf side. Some don’t care as it not their problem. So just want to watch. (Wish I could do justice to the argument but everyone were in the groove and some comments cracked me up.)
Finally, InuYasha decides to walk down and cast mockery on one the elves. Which ticks off the elves and they look at the lone Tiefling. Looking behind him, InuYasha discovers he is all ALONE.
InuYasha, “Sorry, Sorry, My Mistake.” He runs back up the hill. A few minutes later everyone in the ambush on both sides are dead. (And the whole group is off script. Do I choose help the Red Plumes or do nothing track?)
Boar, “we could loot the bodies.”
Reed, “Too late.” They watch as Lt Needlemire loot the bodies and gathers up a horse. He approaches the party warily.
Needlemire looks at Boar, “Thank you for sending your slave to help. He didn’t help much but what to you expect from slaves.” The LT writes up a pass for Reed and his slaves. He goes to pass to Boar.
Boar decides to attack him. Reed does not want to attack him. Aradell is confused. Father Ted does not care. InuYasha is wants to cast vicious mockery. (The players got into a lively debate over this. When they could not come to one path, I made them roll initiative.)
Lt Needlemire see the slaves start an argument with their owner, he saves against a spell and slowly backs his horse up sixty feet before fleeing.
The party still debates on what to do. (and the dm is trying to get them AGAIN back on track.) Aradell keeps hearing BAD bird whistles. She listens and understands it is a group communicating through the forest.
Aradell, “People we are being spied on, and…”
Half the group, “We kill them.”
Alfred the wood elf, “Hi I am Alfred….”
InuYasha, “Do you have a friend named Bruce?”
Alfred, “Bruce no. But sound like a good name for beggar. We could insert a loyal human into Hillsfar. Never mind. I not coming out unless you promise not to kill me.”
Party, “Okay” Some of them did not seem too happy about this.
Alfred, “It appears you are trying to be against the slavers.” Alfred gets the group calmed down. They discuss how to stop the slavers. Boar thinks dressing as the LT would be a good idea but Reed did want too. Before that argument could restart, Alfred whistled to his people to kill Needlemire and bring his uniform back.
(Now I got the players on track.)
The group discusses how to ambush the next slave convoy. Various ideas are discussed with me shooting down the really bad ones. They decide to drop a tree at a bend in the road. (I quickly redraw the map.) Boar will dress as Lt. Needlemire and halt the convoy. At the command of “Pineapple” the party and two elf thugs will attack. (mostly good idea. I will need a deception against insight on the front wagon which has a mage. The group agrees to the plan and some ready spells.)
Boar bluffs the mage. Two sleep spells go off on the mage. The second one works. Everyone moves to attack except Brother Ted.
Brother Ted, “I thought PINEAPPLE was the go word.”
Boar sighs, “PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE ON FREAKING PIZZA ALREADY!”
Brother Ted, “What is a pizza?”
The rear guard charges the group. The two other wagons try to go around the ambush. But between surprise, bad rolls of the dm, good animal handling rolls, and straight grappling the drivers the group captures the convey. The rear guard is killed while trying to escape.
Due to time I ended the session. With one small evil dm trick. I told them they had the location of the slave drop off. I then had them close their eyes. Left hand was raise to sell the slaves. Right hand was raised was to kill the slavers. Well you saw the story award.
Remember new players as questions. I been playing for 40 years and have other edition knowledge stuck in my head which may over ride 5E rules.
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DDEX03-05 Session
Bane of the Tradeways
Bane of Sanity
Day 6
Gain a level, 80 GP, 10 downtime days.
Magic Items +1 shield (it duplicates so anyone can have one) Potion of Heroism, Potion of Healing
Story Award Boon of Bitterwood. You have aided the farmers of the Hillsfar region by revealing and putting an end to a slave trade network operated by some corrupt Red Plume soldiers. Anytime you enter a tavern in the Moonsea region, excluding Hillsfar proper, roll a d20. On a roll of 15 or higher you are recognized by someone as a champion of the Hillfarian farmers. You are treated to a drink, Dragon’s Breath Brandy if available, and your heroics are loudly proclaimed.
I had a weak group of five for the Heady Boutique group. InuYasha Bard 2. Father Ted Cleric 1. Those are my two semi-regulars. Reed Lightfeather Bard 1 second or third AL game. Aradell Druid first AL game. Boar Fangi Fighter 2.
Sorry I was not fully prepared. I am working on my travel kit to put in my military rucksack. It should contain PHB, MM, battle grids, markers, eraser, tokens (forgot those), pencils, and other supplies. SKULLY.
Remember in Tier 1 which are levels 1 to 4 you get a free potion of healing from your buddies due to your renown. This is use it during the session or lose it at the end of the night.
History of Skully. I start back playing D&D in May 2016 after a 12 year break. I started DMing AL in 9/9/16 with the Ravenloft which a vampire campaign. As the Dollar Tree had the Halloween supplies out, I bought a plastic skull for atmosphere and as table knocker. Plenty of people in Visions joked about me keeping my kills on. They joked about for so long, I decided to make it real. I am on my third skull and 85 kills are on them. Some of them are my pcs.
Hillsfar is a human only city which practices the slave trade of non-humans. The party with the only human Boar Fangi are skirting the town. They come upon an ambush four elves are fighting with a Red Plume Patrol. One officer is being hung by a tree branch and about to be stabbed by an elf. A three on three fight is centered around a cart.
The party argues about which side to help. Some want to help the elf side. Some don’t care as it not their problem. So just want to watch. (Wish I could do justice to the argument but everyone were in the groove and some comments cracked me up.)
Finally, InuYasha decides to walk down and cast mockery on one the elves. Which ticks off the elves and they look at the lone Tiefling. Looking behind him, InuYasha discovers he is all ALONE.
InuYasha, “Sorry, Sorry, My Mistake.” He runs back up the hill. A few minutes later everyone in the ambush on both sides are dead. (And the whole group is off script. Do I choose help the Red Plumes or do nothing track?)
Boar, “we could loot the bodies.”
Reed, “Too late.” They watch as Lt Needlemire loot the bodies and gathers up a horse. He approaches the party warily.
Needlemire looks at Boar, “Thank you for sending your slave to help. He didn’t help much but what to you expect from slaves.” The LT writes up a pass for Reed and his slaves. He goes to pass to Boar.
Boar decides to attack him. Reed does not want to attack him. Aradell is confused. Father Ted does not care. InuYasha is wants to cast vicious mockery. (The players got into a lively debate over this. When they could not come to one path, I made them roll initiative.)
Lt Needlemire see the slaves start an argument with their owner, he saves against a spell and slowly backs his horse up sixty feet before fleeing.
The party still debates on what to do. (and the dm is trying to get them AGAIN back on track.) Aradell keeps hearing BAD bird whistles. She listens and understands it is a group communicating through the forest.
Aradell, “People we are being spied on, and…”
Half the group, “We kill them.”
Alfred the wood elf, “Hi I am Alfred….”
InuYasha, “Do you have a friend named Bruce?”
Alfred, “Bruce no. But sound like a good name for beggar. We could insert a loyal human into Hillsfar. Never mind. I not coming out unless you promise not to kill me.”
Party, “Okay” Some of them did not seem too happy about this.
Alfred, “It appears you are trying to be against the slavers.” Alfred gets the group calmed down. They discuss how to stop the slavers. Boar thinks dressing as the LT would be a good idea but Reed did want too. Before that argument could restart, Alfred whistled to his people to kill Needlemire and bring his uniform back.
(Now I got the players on track.)
The group discusses how to ambush the next slave convoy. Various ideas are discussed with me shooting down the really bad ones. They decide to drop a tree at a bend in the road. (I quickly redraw the map.) Boar will dress as Lt. Needlemire and halt the convoy. At the command of “Pineapple” the party and two elf thugs will attack. (mostly good idea. I will need a deception against insight on the front wagon which has a mage. The group agrees to the plan and some ready spells.)
Boar bluffs the mage. Two sleep spells go off on the mage. The second one works. Everyone moves to attack except Brother Ted.
Brother Ted, “I thought PINEAPPLE was the go word.”
Boar sighs, “PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE ON FREAKING PIZZA ALREADY!”
Brother Ted, “What is a pizza?”
The rear guard charges the group. The two other wagons try to go around the ambush. But between surprise, bad rolls of the dm, good animal handling rolls, and straight grappling the drivers the group captures the convey. The rear guard is killed while trying to escape.
Due to time I ended the session. With one small evil dm trick. I told them they had the location of the slave drop off. I then had them close their eyes. Left hand was raise to sell the slaves. Right hand was raised was to kill the slavers. Well you saw the story award.
Remember new players as questions. I been playing for 40 years and have other edition knowledge stuck in my head which may over ride 5E rules.