( OT Stupid Humor) Books you don't want to see.

[trentonjoe]

I was going over my christmas list ( I find it easier to say to mi novia, "Don't buy these things. Anything else with the words Dungeons and dragons is okay") and thought of some funny things I didn't want.

The Complete Book of Commoners

The Monte Cook's Alternate RangerWicket

101 Things to do with a D4

Van Richten's Guide to the Dead: Just the Dead, not undead, those whose don't move, just lie there, dead

The Quintesiantial (or however you spell it) Stable Boy (or Girl)

 

[caudor]

This ought to be a fun thread...

How about:

The Quintessential Duck
Ninja Turtles d20
Munchkin Feats - The Ultimate Guide
Betty Crocker's Guide to Tavern Cuisine
Bard's Supplement - The Complete French Horn
Mule Patay; Horse Pie - Bugbear Stew Recipes
Orc Song Book - 101 Orc Tavern Ditties

 

[Felix]

Popular Mechanics: Preventing Wear and Tear on your Mercurial Greatsword
Reader's Digest: Mideval Orc Poetry
Southern Living: Elminster's Summer Home Gardens
The Quintessential Rogue Expansion: Dealing with Guilt
The Half-orc Hanbook: Finding Acceptance in a Modern World
Gnomes: 5 Easy Steps to make Your Tinkering 300% More Profitable!
Elf Suppliment: Why Elves over 64 years Should Join AARP
Traffic Codes of Greyhawk
Snail Darter d20
The Complete Guide to Habadashery
The Artisan's Workbook: Crafting Wooden Utensils
National Geographic: Traditional Styles of Upholstery in Calimshan
PlayOrc: Orcette of the Month

 

[Brisk-sg]

Another book devoted to Munchkins (humorous or not). Seriously.

 

[Terraism]

The Quintessential Duck

Hey, hey, pal - I think you're taking some liberties there. I'd love to see that book!

 

[Drawmack]

The Big Book of Feats, Spells and other stuff that's way to overpowered for any normal campain.

The complete d20 book of outhouses

101 uses for dead kobolds

Adventure: What's in your closet?

 

[Terraism]

Becoming an Epic Level Commoner in Ten Easy Steps.

 

[caudor]

Hey, hey, pal - I think you're taking some liberties there. I'd love to see that book!

Sorry Terraism, I respectfully withdraw 'The Quintessential Duck' from my list of 'don't want to see' books. I understand that ducks are a touchy subject for some folks...and I don't want to start a flame war over ducks.

However, I do see the market niche though...if your character get polymorphed into a duck, there will be a sourcebook just for you.

A quick Q for the fine folks at MONGOOSE PUBLISHING: What are our chances of seeing this puppy in print? Come'on ... be honest.

If I were to actually write this book up, could this possibly be my big break into publishing? I'd give up my day job...really.

 

[Terraism]

If I were to actually write this book up, could this possibly be my big break into publishing? I'd give up my day job...really.

That's great.

 

[RangerWickett]

<marquee> I made it on the list! </marquee>

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