Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Maxperson]

I would like to announce that I'm having In-N-Out for lunch today.

My agenda is that Double Doubles are delicious.

I have fallen for your agenda and will have it tomorrow for lunch.

 

[Autumnal]

 

[Maxperson]

I might actually give the For The Win in Montebello a look, since that's not a ridiculous drive.

There's one not too far from my mechanic in Van Nuys as well. Now it's on my radar.

 

[Maxperson]

Oh god, the stupidity is happening offline now, too.

Now?

 

[Maxperson]

There’s a phenomenon I discovered where people open restaurants, build up a clientele, then embezzle the money generated after a particularly lucrative event. I’ve seen it happen at least 3 times here in D/FW: that Irish pub, a Greek place, and a pub. It’s a long grift, and it demands some skill, but apparently, it’s effective.

I didn't realize skipping out on rent was embezzlement, but I just looked at the elements and it fits like a glove(not O.J.s).

 

[Maxperson]

Wow. Your understanding of history is hilariously bad.

Wait. You aren't seriously saying that WW II wasn't a war between the Predators, Aliens, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Rambo are you?

 

[RealAlHazred]

There are walls of angry hieroglyphs in Ancient Egypt about how the new edition of Mancala is just a shameless deben-grab by the Seers of the Delta.

No, see, my man Ea-nāṣir sold me a beautiful copper Mancala set, and he told me it's a brand-new game he invented!

 

[trappedslider]

No, see, my man Ea-nāṣir sold me a beautiful copper Mancala set, and he told me it's a brand-new game he invented!

 

[Mad_Jack]

It should be physically painful to post truly dumb takes.

I've said it before, but in a better world I would have a well-paying job going around smacking stupid people upside the head with a plank...

 

[payn]

I've said it before, but in a better world I would have a well-paying job going around smacking stupid people upside the head with a plank...

Tell me about it. I have a job that lets stupid people hit me upside the head with a plank...