Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Mad_Jack]

Tell me about it. I have a job that lets stupid people hit me upside the head with a plank...

Clearly, you work in customer service...

 

[payn]

Clearly, you work in customer service...

Project management.

 

[Thomas Shey]

Tell me about it. I have a job that lets stupid people hit me upside the head with a plank...

That describes an appalling number of jobs at the end of the day.

 

[dragoner]

It is funny to think of all the mythical monsters that are because people didn't have glasses.

 

[CleverNickName]

It is funny to think of all the mythical monsters that are because people didn't have glasses.

Reminds me of my best worst joke.

Q: Which mythical monster casts no shadow?
A: All of them.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Thanks for stopping by, Eeyore.

 

[payn]

Thanks for stopping by, Eeyore.

Could be any number of folks

 

[RealAlHazred]

Thanks for stopping by, Eeyore.

Thanks for noticin' me.

Could be any number of folks

Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.

 

[Velderan]

It is funny to think of all the mythical monsters that are because people didn't have glasses.

On a somewhat related note, I sometimes wonder how hungry and desperate the first people to eat some types of foods were.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Thanks for stopping by, Eeyore.

It occurs to me -- Eeyore has reasons to be so miserable. All the other animals in the Hundred Acre Wood live in fully-decorated, cozy houses with furniture and whatever, except Eeyore (and, I guess, Tigger, though I'd wager he couch surfs or stays with Kanga and Roo). Eeyore has a "tent" made of sticks that blows over in a strong wind, and none of his "friends" invite him in. It gets cold enough that most of the animals wear scarves or mittens in the winter and still Eeyore has his crap shelter. With friends like these...