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Wasn't there a push in the 80s to make laser tag into an Olympic sport? or did I hallucinate that too?

I used to think laser tag would be exciting. Then I went to one of those laser tag places and it sucked because it was all guys who understood how to optimize the small target space (so it was less about getting into position and marksmanship and more about wobbling your upper body so no one could hit the target). It just seemed so pointless once I noticed they were all doing that to make the target remain in constant motion
 

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I used to think laser tag would be exciting. Then I went to one of those laser tag places and it sucked because it was all guys who understood how to optimize the small target space (so it was less about getting into position and marksmanship and more about wobbling your upper body so no one could hit the target). It just seemed so pointless once I noticed they were all doing that to make the target remain in constant motion

I get the same vibe from paintball. Its fun, but people, you dont actually die, run around a bit, have some fun.
 

Bedrockgames

I post in the voice of Christopher Walken
I get the same vibe from paintball. Its fun, but people, you dont actually die, run around a bit, have some fun.

Not not dying sounds ideal lol. I just didn't like laser tag because I was expecting to be able to live out the fantasy of being in a tactical unit or something at least vague cinematic (I know nothing about guns, have no experience with them). And guys were running around and flailing their upper bodies like tube men. It felt like tricks were being rewarded more than sound tactics
 

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Not not dying sounds ideal lol. I just didn't like laser tag because I was expecting to be able to live out the fantasy of being in a tactical unit or something at least vague cinematic (I know nothing about guns, have no experience with them). And guys were running around and flailing their upper bodies like tube men. It felt like tricks were being rewarded more than sound tactics

The mental picture is great though.
 

Bedrockgames

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The mental picture is great though.

It looks exactly how it sounds lol. Made worse by the fact that these were grown men doing this. In many instances, men so grown, they were balding. I just kept thinking, how frequently these guys would have to go to laser tag to figure out these kinds of cheat codes.
 




Dannyalcatraz

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My post-freshman year of college summer break saw a bunch of my HS classmates playing laser tag in parking garages, undeveloped fields, apartment complex and open air malls after dark. We had 2 of the rifles and maybe a dozen handguns, bought on clearance at Kay-Bee Toys. A couple of the handguns were GI Je branded- they looked different, but were 100% compatible.

One of the best evenings of play was in an upscale open air mall with water canals, ponds, and so forth. Beautiful landscaping, too. There was a couple there trying to enjoy a romantic date, and our horde running aromatic was killing the vibe. The dude was getting testy about being “blocked” while the woman was laughing her ass off. After a bit, they started trying to ruin OUR fun by yelling out “Hey, he’s over there behind the Sunglasses Hut!” etc.

The undeveloped field was cool, too because we were operating in land with 2-3’ tall grass, a smattering of trees, and a 4’ wide gully that had been dry for months. I still remember trying to cross the lot via that gully only to be surprised by several guys from the other team jumping OVER us at a dead run. I got one hit on a jumper before diving into the grassland they’d just vacated.
 

Ryujin

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I used to think laser tag would be exciting. Then I went to one of those laser tag places and it sucked because it was all guys who understood how to optimize the small target space (so it was less about getting into position and marksmanship and more about wobbling your upper body so no one could hit the target). It just seemed so pointless once I noticed they were all doing that to make the target remain in constant motion
It really sucks when the referees decide to go out and "have some fun" against you. They tend to break every rule. I haven't been back in decades.
 

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