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True fact!
Do you remember the old rules about putting a portable hole in a bag of holding?
Yeah. Well, the exact same thing happens if you bring a McRib into a Buc-ee's. The explosion of 'Murikan Awesomeness would send the whole earth into the Florida pocket plane.
Maxperson
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"Five years later, Justin Sun, founder of cryptocurrency platform TRON, has now paid more than 40 times that higher price point at the Sotheby’s auction. Or, more accurately, Sun purchased a certificate of authenticity that gives him the authority to duct-tape a banana to a wall and call it “Comedian.”"Would $6.2 million set you up for life?
Duct-taped banana sells for $6.2 million at art auction
“Comedian,” by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, was a phenomenon when it debuted in 2019 at Art Basel Miami Beach, as festivalgoers tried to make out whether the single yellow piece of fruit affixed to a white wall with silver duct tape was a joke or cheeky commentary on questionable standards...www.yahoo.com
Five years later? Wouldn't it just be duct tape now? Bananas sure as heck don't last that long when we don't eat them at my house.
Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
Clearly your brothers rolled an 18 for constitution.
payn
Glory to Marik
It gets worse. I have a co-worker I mentioned this too. Apparently, as teen right out of HS he worked a McDs meat packing place. His McRib stories are frightening...
I sometimes have conversations with people that remind me of one of my Army roommates. The first day we met, the first thing he says to me is "I'm not gonna lie man, I used to do a lot of drugs." Every single interaction with him just reinforced that initial statement. My favorite?
A friend stops by my room to let me know our ride was there and my roommate looks at his nametape on his uniform.
Roommate: "how do you pronounce that?"
Friend: "It's baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za?"
Friend with a very confused look, slightly slower: "baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za... I knew it. Is that German?"
A friend stops by my room to let me know our ride was there and my roommate looks at his nametape on his uniform.
Roommate: "how do you pronounce that?"
Friend: "It's baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za?"
Friend with a very confused look, slightly slower: "baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za... I knew it. Is that German?"
Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
I've heard some of those stories, and well, seen the McRib sandwich. I however, rolled an 18 for wisdom and never tried one. Or a gas station sandwich for that matter.
I live my life by the simple rule that I don't fuel myself and my vehicle in the same transaction. It's generally worked out pretty well.
CleverNickName
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I don't understand why people lose their minds over the McRib. You can make them at home year-round, and they're easier to make than your standard backyard hamburger. (Buy a pound of ground pork from the meat counter, shape it into three rectangular patties, and fry them in your favorite skillet. Drain if desired, then add your favorite barbecue sauce to the skillet, cover and simmer for 5-10 minutes. Serve on your favorite hoagie bun with some dill pickle slices and slivered onion.)
I get that it's a seasonal treat, like the Pumpkin Spice Latte. But unlike the PSL, you don't need a bunch of specialized equipment to make it yourself at home (espresso machine, milk frother, coffee grinder...)
I get that it's a seasonal treat, like the Pumpkin Spice Latte. But unlike the PSL, you don't need a bunch of specialized equipment to make it yourself at home (espresso machine, milk frother, coffee grinder...)
payn
Glory to Marik
Cant knock it until you rock it.
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