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My brothers are blowing up our text chat today. Apparently, the McRib is back soon. It is both awesome and disgusting they say. Now, they are talking about how gas station rib sandwich is better,but are upset that it is 5 dollars at one location, and only 2 at another. A crazy world with no rib sandwich regulation!

True fact!

Do you remember the old rules about putting a portable hole in a bag of holding?

Yeah. Well, the exact same thing happens if you bring a McRib into a Buc-ee's. The explosion of 'Murikan Awesomeness would send the whole earth into the Florida pocket plane.
 

Would $6.2 million set you up for life?
"Five years later, Justin Sun, founder of cryptocurrency platform TRON, has now paid more than 40 times that higher price point at the Sotheby’s auction. Or, more accurately, Sun purchased a certificate of authenticity that gives him the authority to duct-tape a banana to a wall and call it “Comedian.”"

Five years later? Wouldn't it just be duct tape now? Bananas sure as heck don't last that long when we don't eat them at my house.
 

My brothers are blowing up our text chat today. Apparently, the McRib is back soon. It is both awesome and disgusting they say. Now, they are talking about how gas station rib sandwich is better,but are upset that it is 5 dollars at one location, and only 2 at another. A crazy world with no rib sandwich regulation!
Clearly your brothers rolled an 18 for constitution.
 


I sometimes have conversations with people that remind me of one of my Army roommates. The first day we met, the first thing he says to me is "I'm not gonna lie man, I used to do a lot of drugs." Every single interaction with him just reinforced that initial statement. My favorite?

A friend stops by my room to let me know our ride was there and my roommate looks at his nametape on his uniform.

Roommate: "how do you pronounce that?"
Friend: "It's baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za?"
Friend with a very confused look, slightly slower: "baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za... I knew it. Is that German?"
 



I don't understand why people lose their minds over the McRib. You can make them at home year-round, and they're easier to make than your standard backyard hamburger. (Buy a pound of ground pork from the meat counter, shape it into three rectangular patties, and fry them in your favorite skillet. Drain if desired, then add your favorite barbecue sauce to the skillet, cover and simmer for 5-10 minutes. Serve on your favorite hoagie bun with some dill pickle slices and slivered onion.)

I get that it's a seasonal treat, like the Pumpkin Spice Latte. But unlike the PSL, you don't need a bunch of specialized equipment to make it yourself at home (espresso machine, milk frother, coffee grinder...)
 


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