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[Jfdlsjfd]

You know, I was all sympathetic ... but now that I know you're French?

Take your four-day workweek and your Gauloises and your baguettes and your ridiculous accent and shove 'em in a flaming Citroën.

We don't take Fridays off!!!! We occasionaly have Friday on, though.

We need to kill Mondays now.

 

[Ryujin]

We don't take Fridays off!!!! We occasionaly have Friday on, though.

We need to kill Mondays now.

"Tell me why?"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

"Tell me why?"

Because no one should be forced to work on a day ending in "y".

 

[Cadence]

Because no one should be forced to work on a day ending in "y".

<Tries to remember his high school French>

That checks out!

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

"Tell me why?"

Sometimes, important work events (back-to-work meal, christmas dinner, galette des rois [cake for Epiphany], crêpes [cake for the Presentation of Jesus]... fall on Friday. In these occasions, the employer is allowed to serve alcohol on the workplace, no higher than 15% alcohol content. In those rare occasion, working is obviously necessary.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Newsflash-

What if we could prove the existence of perfection?

I know what you're thinking. UNPOSSIBLE!

Well, today it is unpossible, but in December, a true hero of our time will finally demonstrate that perfection is possible and the universe loves us.

That's right. McRib Ice Cream.

McRib Sauce Ice Cream

No one. Absolutely no one. Not one single person. Jason: HEY, AARON, WHAT IF YOU MADE McRIB SAUCE ICE CREAM AT YOUR ICE CREAM

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You're welcome.

 

[Scribe]

That's right. McRib Ice Cream.

 

[Umbran]

Hear me now and believe me later... TAKE. YOUR. VAKAY.

Do it. Do it now.

Yes! Work-life balance is a real thing you should have.

I've worked in a couple of places that have limited or no vacation roll-over. Luckily, in those same places, they managers have all been very strident about people taking their days off.

Take a couple of Fridays/Mondays and treat yourself to a few four day weekends bookended by shorter work weeks.

Even if you're not traveling.. Just not being at work is awesome.

Definitely. This is what I end up doing - I often wind up having no full work-weeks for November and December. Take one day before Turkey Day, and the Monday after, and you suddenly have a five-day stretch of no work! It is awesome!

 

[Umbran]

Newsflash-

What if we could prove the existence of perfection?

...

That's right. McRib Ice Cream.

And remember, folks, perfectly disgusting is still perfection!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

<Tries to remember his high school French>

That checks out!

Cadence...

Don't whizz on my leg and tell me it's raining.

We both know French isn't a real language, it's just an accent!

Now, stop this foolishness before I am forced to go Maurice Chevalier on you.