Captain Owlschwitz
The sight of the Bronze Badge sends the good captain into a spluttering fit of flying ale-foam and gargled curses! "Simperin' Sexogenarian Silk Sow's Purses! Why'd ye not say so, lad!" And turning , to his female companions, he says, " 'Scuse me, darlins but I've got a bit o' man's work to attend to just now. I'll see you lasses again later on." And, turning back to Brae, he says, "Say on, say on, Constable. What is it ye've got off into now?"