Dausuul said:
And if the flavor text for a given rule is shoddy, the effect is to either negate or substantially alter the rule itself as soon as somebody questions it. Take the goblin picador. He harpoons a fighter. The DM announces that the fighter can't move away.
Please note: I'm not asking for explanations of the picador's ability here, merely pointing out that such explanations are required for its ability to work effectively.
Personally, I don't WANT the rules telling me much about what's going on, because then it limits the imagination, and causes the same thing to happen over-and-over.
For instance, if the Picador's harpoon says "the harpoon lodges between your third and fourth ribs" I'd think that was dumb (and too specific) if the character isn't bloodied by it.
Or if it says "Gets pinned into your armor" what if the character is not wearing armor?
The thing is, both of those descriptions are great, depending of the exact situation, and I should be able to describe it any way I like to provide "realism" "narative" or "cool factor" as I like.
Off the top of my head
Big fighter with a shield, low damage from the picador?
The picador throws his harpoon which lodges in your shield, he drags you forward, momentarily off-balance.
No armor? Not bloodied?
When the picadore throws his harpoon, you duck. It passes over your left shoulder, but he jerks on the rope causing the haft of the 'poon to catch around your neck from behind. He then runs to the left, dragging you in that direction.
Dropped by a crit harpoon attack?
The picadore throws his harpoon hard into the halfling's shoulder. The halfling cries out in pain and slumps to the ground. A quick tug by the picadore drags the halfling's body past the ogre who snarls and rushes toward the dwarf.
It's all relative to every little factor in every situation, and if you give too much, you LIMIT what can happen.
I once played a game a role-master which has these huge charts, the conciet being that it covers "every" situation. So I fire a bow shot (a crit!) at a baddie who was waist-high behind a boulder, I consult the six charts (or whatever) rolling carefully on each one - and I come up with a result of... I shoot him in the foot. How did THAT happen, given the situation. I was far too close to "lob" the arrow over the boulder.
Fitz