The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Umbran]

I like the idea I've seen floated around (maybe originated by Jeff Rients?) that you only gain the XP for treasure value by spending it carousing. Basically, it doesn't matter how much loot you liberated by invading the Benevolent Temple of the Kobold Great Mother and slaughtering the holy innocents there, nobody's going to know about it unless you blow some cash at the Black Boar and tell people about your exploits!

And people knowing about it is what makes you better at stabbing, sneaking, and casting spells?

I mean, that's totally a metaphysics you can work with, but it means hiring bards to sing your praises is a way to gain mechanical power....

 

[payn]

Payn goin' to work every day.

Meanwhile, I have reviewed the Takhisis/Tiamat thread.

I know that there is a lot of company ... but that might be the worst argument on enworld; if not ever, then certainly currently. I am dumber for having read that. There's something about watching people argue who, obviously, care very deeply about something that you don't care about at all.

Payn after work every day.

 

[darjr]

And people knowing about it is what makes you better at stabbing, sneaking, and casting spells?

I mean, that's totally a metaphysics you can work with, but it means hiring bards to sing your praises is a way to gain mechanical power....

Is this why cars come with radios?!?

Those cheap bastiges! I knew it!

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

And people knowing about it is what makes you better at stabbing, sneaking, and casting spells?

I mean, that's totally a metaphysics you can work with, but it means hiring bards to sing your praises is a way to gain mechanical power....

What, you mean we had to relate TRUE stories? OK, let's rename Sir Gartax and dragon with err, the epic tale of Sir Gartax and the small gecko.

 

[overgeeked]

“And in other news, today a middle-aged man on ENWorld decided to violently slam his own head into the same brick wall for the 467th time. When asked why, the man spit out his teeth and said, ‘Someday. Someday I’ll break through.’ The man, in fact, would never broke through.”

 

[Scribe]

“And in other news, today a middle-aged man on ENWorld decided to violently slam his own head into the same brick wall for the 467th time. When asked why, the man spit out his teeth and said, ‘Someday. Someday I’ll break through.’ The man, in fact, would never broke through.”

 

[overgeeked]

More like…

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

“And in other news, today a middle-aged man on ENWorld decided to violently slam his own head into the same brick wall for the 467th time. When asked why, the man spit out his teeth and said, ‘Someday. Someday I’ll break through.’ The man, in fact, would never broke through.”

I once asked a guy who kept pounding his head into the wall why he did that.

His response?

It feels so good when I stop.

 

[Ryujin]

I once asked a guy who kept pounding his head into the wall why he did that.

His response?

It feels so good when I stop.

Because eventually either the wall will give way or my head will. Either way, it will no longer be my worry.

 

[overgeeked]

“If I can’t cheat I don’t want to play.”

Cool. Problem solved.