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Here.

It's not the invention of numbers.
It's not the invention of the abacus.
It's not the invention of the calculator.
It's not the invention of the computer.

The potential amount of data processing, manipulation, and generation, independent of human involvement is potentially at a scale seemingly beyond what some even can consider as a hypothetical.

Our teetering Western society under pressure from angles some of you don't consider and some of which you ignorantly cheer for, is both addicted and terminally vulnerable to this data.

That you think it's not only fine, but great, is hilarious.
 



Here.

It's not the invention of numbers.
It's not the invention of the abacus.
It's not the invention of the calculator.
It's not the invention of the computer.

The potential amount of data processing, manipulation, and generation, independent of human involvement is potentially at a scale seemingly beyond what some even can consider as a hypothetical.

Our teetering Western society under pressure from angles some of you don't consider and some of which you ignorantly cheer for, is both addicted and terminally vulnerable to this data.

That you think it's not only fine, but great, is hilarious.
The ability to obtain passwords via the sound of keys being pressed, with a high probability of success, is particularly frightening. Start using biometrics, now, at least until those hacks get better.
 


So tonight my 10 year old walked up to me and said, "I want to learn how to play D&D." I've been waiting for him to be receptive to the idea for years!!! He decided on being a purple tabaxi wizard, since putting things to sleep was a requirement of his. I had time to run him through a quick giant rats in the basement of the tavern scenario. I ended up having to fudge the rats first attacks, though, "The three rats lunge at you and rip you in half, wasn't that fun?" didn't seem like the ideal introduction to the game. Why can't I roll this well when I play!?

When I was ten, I was running my first adventure for myself and my friend Sal. We were both playing elves (Basic). We walked into a 10-ft. square room with a door on the other side. As we're looking around an ogre comes in the other door...

I cast magic missile at it. It laughed.

It hit me. I died.

TPK.

In the first room of my first adventure.


(Damn I'm good, lol.)
 


When I was ten, I was running my first adventure for myself and my friend Sal. We were both playing elves (Basic). We walked into a 10-ft. square room with a door on the other side. As we're looking around an ogre comes in the other door...

I cast magic missile at it. It laughed.

It hit me. I died.

TPK.

In the first room of my first adventure.


(Damn I'm good, lol.)
First time that I played it was in AD&D 1e, as a FTR/MU Half Elf. I was dropped in with an 8th level party, not having a clue how anything worked. They used me to open a loot bag. Explosive Runes. I didn't even make it to a combat encounter.
 


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