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I'd start tossing malt vinegar like it was holy water.I just discovered my wife prefers ketchup on fried fish. I don't know if our marriage can take this.

I'd start tossing malt vinegar like it was holy water.I just discovered my wife prefers ketchup on fried fish. I don't know if our marriage can take this.
we stand with you in your time of needI just discovered my wife prefers ketchup on fried fish. I don't know if our marriage can take this.
Hot take: ketchup is just malt vinegar with some veggies juice.I'd start tossing malt vinegar like it was holy water.
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There is ZERO sugar in malt vinegar.Hot take: ketchup is just malt vinegar with some veggies juice.
I agree that there is malt vinegar*and* sugar in ketchup. That is, its malt vinegar, but better.There is ZERO sugar in malt vinegar.
Hotter take: Ketchup is just red frosting with some veggies juice.
For those with a birthday cake palate, I suppose it is.I agree that there is malt vinegar*and* sugar in ketchup. That is, its malt vinegar, but better.
Uhhh, yeah, birthday cake is the best. Particullarly if it is more frosting than cake.For those with a birthday cake palate, I suppose it is.