The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

I just discovered my wife prefers ketchup on fried fish. I don't know if our marriage can take this.

I'd start tossing malt vinegar like it was holy water.

 

[trappedslider]

I just discovered my wife prefers ketchup on fried fish. I don't know if our marriage can take this.

we stand with you in your time of need

 

[Parmandur]

I'd start tossing malt vinegar like it was holy water.

Hot take: ketchup is just malt vinegar with some veggies juice.

 

[payn]

Hot take: ketchup is just malt vinegar with some veggies juice.

There is ZERO sugar in malt vinegar.

Hotter take: Ketchup is just red frosting with some veggies juice.

 

[Parmandur]

There is ZERO sugar in malt vinegar.

Hotter take: Ketchup is just red frosting with some veggies juice.

I agree that there is malt vinegar*and* sugar in ketchup. That is, its malt vinegar, but better.

 

[payn]

I agree that there is malt vinegar*and* sugar in ketchup. That is, its malt vinegar, but better.

For those with a birthday cake palate, I suppose it is.

 

[Parmandur]

For those with a birthday cake palate, I suppose it is.

Uhhh, yeah, birthday cake is the best. Particullarly if it is more frosting than cake.

 

[BookTenTiger]

I like ketchup.


Note: this is a reply I didn't post in another thread.

 

[darjr]

Ketchup is not food.

It's a con dement.

 

[Parmandur]

Now I want to make a pineapple and ham birthday cake.