The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

You're not supposed to DRINK it!

Dolla dolla bill, y'all!

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It's a little acidic for that.

And no, I won't inject it instead.

 

[payn]

It's a little acidic for that.

And no, I won't inject it instead.

Free base?

 

[Ryujin]

Free base?

DOH!

 

[RealAlHazred]

The smoke reaching all the way from the far north down to South Carolina today has me thinking of the "Report on the Weans" from the CBS Radio Workshop from 1956. Archaeologists from the future investigate the fall of civilization on a certain continent.

I don't know, looking okay here in New Jersey.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Arizona (!) capping more suburbs being built around Phoenix, because they won't have the water for them in the next century and even the areas of the US that are supposed to be more resilient to climate change, like the Midwest, getting blasted with wildfire smoke is a hell of a week for climate change.

And it doesn't get better from here.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Arizona (!) capping more suburbs being built around Phoenix, because they won't have the water for them in the next century and even the areas of the US that are supposed to be more resilient to climate change, like the Midwest, getting blasted with wildfire smoke is a hell of a week for climate change.

And it doesn't get better from here.

"Climate change"? I thought we were done with that canard!

\s

 

[Scribe]

Arizona (!) capping more suburbs being built around Phoenix, because they won't have the water for them in the next century and even the areas of the US that are supposed to be more resilient to climate change, like the Midwest, getting blasted with wildfire smoke is a hell of a week for climate change.

And it doesn't get better from here.

So, I live in Canada, not far from 2 wildfires currently. Talking to people over the last few years as we see record temperatures, heat waves that kill people (ac wasn't needed up here till recently) and massive fires all the time, flooding...

I'm just waiting for the Big One, to wipe us out at this point.

 

[Ryujin]

So, I live in Canada, not far from 2 wildfires currently. Talking to people over the last few years as we see record temperatures, heat waves that kill people (ac wasn't needed up here till recently) and massive fires all the time, flooding...

I'm just waiting for the Big One, to wipe us out at this point.

You can smell the wildfires in Toronto, which is nowhere near them

 

[billd91]

There's a statement, frequently misquoted and misattributed to Mark Twain, that goes:

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

This was from Clarence Darrow.

 

[Mad_Jack]

You'd think that, after getting Officially Told multiple times, the message would have sunk in. But I guess not.

 

[Gradine]

When the best thing you can do during Pride Month is die.

 

[overgeeked]

When the best thing you can do during Pride Month is die.

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Too bad I can only react once...

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

 

[prabe]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

 

[CleverNickName]

Old Hotness: WoTC is printing a brand new edition because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

New Hotness: WoTC is just printing the same stuff because they hate us. FIGHT ME!

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me publicly hate on the things you like, in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

thinking.....


(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast BARDS, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?
(⌐■_■)
YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[CleverNickName]

INSTANT WIN
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you immediately win D&D. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

INSTANT WIN
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you immediately win D&D. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

I was going to take this spell, but unfortunately Instant Win didn't fit the campaign theme, so I had to take Delayed Gratification instead.


....and no, delayed gratification is not a euphemism.

 

[CleverNickName]

I was going to take this spell, but unfortunately Instant Win didn't fit the campaign theme, so I had to take Delayed Gratification instead.

DELAYED GRATIFICATION
1st level evocation
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: Self
Components: V
Duration: Instant
Classes: Wizard
When you cast this spell within 300 feet of a Fighter or other non-spellcasting character, you win D&D at the beginning of your next turn. Your DM will provide all relevant details.

 

[Ryujin]

"Look I just want to hate Wizards of the Coast, okay? Let's not get all bogged down in the "why" or the "reasons" or any of that "justification" nonsense--just let me hate on things you like in peace. Why is that so hard for you?"

I think we all know the answer to this question: