For those trying (struggling?) to follow this thread:
We now return to your regularly-scheduled tomfoolery and shenanigans.
- Pizza is a metaphor for D&D campaigns.
- Pineapple is a metaphor for bards, gnomes, THAC0, basically any specific game element thing that is a niche acquired taste. Often used in conjunction with the aforementioned "pizza" metaphor.
- How someone prefers to drink bourbon is a metaphor for how someone prefers to play D&D.
- New Zealand is a confused place, much like the American south.
I thought New Zealand was a fake place (like Canada) and bourbon was a stand-in for Pineapple, but not quite so heinous (unlike pepperoni or non-IPA beers)?