OK, this is quite obviously the most broken spell for anyone to ever come up with, but I feel I need to post it for sheer comedic value.
Can't Touch This
Abjuration
Level: Bard 2, Sorc/Wiz 3
Components: V, S, XP
Casting time: 3 rounds
Range: Touch
Target: One ally
Duration: One round/level
Effect: Any creature affected by this spell gains a deflection modifier to their AC equal to one half their Hit Die, rounded up. However, any damage dealt by a creature affected by this spell is treated as subdual damage, regardless of the source of damage.
XP: To cast this spell, you must expend 100 XP
Special: For the Somatic component, each round you must succeed on a Perform (Dance) check DC 15.
Can't Touch This
Abjuration
Level: Bard 2, Sorc/Wiz 3
Components: V, S, XP
Casting time: 3 rounds
Range: Touch
Target: One ally
Duration: One round/level
Effect: Any creature affected by this spell gains a deflection modifier to their AC equal to one half their Hit Die, rounded up. However, any damage dealt by a creature affected by this spell is treated as subdual damage, regardless of the source of damage.
XP: To cast this spell, you must expend 100 XP
Special: For the Somatic component, each round you must succeed on a Perform (Dance) check DC 15.
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