Things that are better with bacon

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I don't know what you're talking about then, because everyone here agrees that the "infamous" pizza had 4 bacons.

Edit: (And by everyone, I mean Fr. Dave, Chris, and myself)

Either way: the important part is our bible study (cute, The Universe, myself and others) ordered some pizza with a bunch of bacon on it and it was not good.

 

[Rel]

Either way: the important part is our bible study (cute, The Universe, myself and others) ordered some pizza with a bunch of bacon on it and it was not good.

Topic for discussion: Could God make a pizza with so much bacon on it that He Himself could not eat it?

Grilled venison wrapped in bacon is good stuff.

 

[Warrior Poet]

Grilled venison wrapped in bacon is good stuff.

Wow, that does sound really good.

Warrior Poet

 

[fusangite]

Well, it might be easier to make a list of foods not improved by the addition of bacon. Still, I will share one new way of doing bacon I learned last year: wrap tofu in bacon and deep-fry it! A place I go for dim sum has that dish. The dish is founded on the crucially important rule of Chinese (the people who invented tofu) cuisine that tofu is only actually fun to eat when combined with pork.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

1. Take a Corn Dog.

2. Fry it.

3. Wrap it in Bacon (twice).

4. Pull the Stick Out and put it in a grilled bun.

5. Smother in Extra Hot Chilli (which has big chunks of bacon in it, and could double as paint stripper).

6. Cover in Cheese (which has jalapeno & bacon bits in it..

7. Optional Toppings to taste (sour cream, onions, relish, etc).

8. Call the heart specialist/reserve the toilet for the next 2-4 hours.

Saw this thinly disguised attempt at murder once at a state fair. I think if you ate it and your arteries didn't clog up immediatly, you got another one free.


PS. Really recommend the Scallops wrapped in bacon thing.

 

[Desdichado]

Wasn't there a movie where some hawt chick was cooking bacon on her naked body? I mean, yeah, I think it was Hot Shots or something stupid like that, but dang; does anybody not think that hot naked women go great with bacon?

There was a steakhouse in Texas were I used to eat while in college that had Chicken Fried Bacon as an appetizer. And I'm not talking about little strips of bacon; I'm talking about big old slabs of bacon breaded and deep fat fried and served with white sauce. I could literally feel my arteries slowing down with every bite of that I ate.

Now I'm more or less healthy; we only eat turkey bacon.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

This does NOT go well with bacon.

http://www.enworld.org/showpost.php?p=2463347&postcount=137

 

[Templetroll]

Bacon, piled high or arranged nicely in layers, on white bread with mayo and a slice of tomato, lil pepper sprinkled on it. great stuff!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Bacon, piled high or arranged nicely in layers, on white bread with mayo and a slice of tomato, lil pepper sprinkled on it. great stuff!

So a BLT without the L? Sounds dandy to me.

 

[Warrior Poet]

I have to leave this thread.

If I read anymore, I'll go mental from not having access to all the food described, or my arteries will clog by proxy. Either way, it'll mean a trip to the hospital.

Happy eating!

Warrior Poet