D&D 5E Thread topic most likely to be first to reach 10+ pages of argument

[tetrasodium]

"can a druid ..."

Doesn't really matter what. There is so much trauma from 3.5 CoDzilla & conflicting SA type rulings from wotc that it's endless

 

[Monayuris]

What do hit points represent?…

 

[abirdcall]

Anything about being a decent person towards others.

 

[payn]

You forgot opening post as random quote from rulebook.

 

[Ruin Explorer]

I voted race but also "Other" (don't give me multiple options if you don't want them used!), and that other would definitely be something something 4E. In particular anything which invited discussion of 4E in general, rather than getting people to play it now or whatever. Even if it was "reminisce about your good times in 4E" but they forgot to put a + then I guarantee a bunch of "wits" (there should be an extra t on that) would descend on the thread to moan and stereotype.

If you really wanted a nuclear detonation, how about "Why did people dislike 4E?" from some new poster. The only way that would end would be with a bunch of red text and Umbran dragging a number of us unconscious to the stockade.

I'm just waiting for 7E so I can get people who hated 4E saying "Well yeah 4E wasn't great but it was a lot less bad than this bloody 7E for Zoomer kids!".

 

[Vaalingrade]

Alignment. That's its entire raison d'etre at this point.

 

[Azuresun]

Perhaps there should be a distinction between long threads which keep arguing about the original topic, and long threads that lurch off-topic until at page 80-ish people are arguing about what the definition of "is" is.

And don't forget anything with "martials" in the title.

 

[Deset Gled]

You forgot opening post as random quote from rulebook.

Not as effective as naming your thread "Anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot".

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Not as effective as naming your thread "Anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot".

In fairness, naming your thread, "Anyone who agrees with me is a bigot," would indicate a level of self-awareness that actual bigots tend to lack.

 

[payn]

Not as effective as naming your thread "Anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot".

Pretty sure those dont make it ten pages before lock.