“We will now resume our first quarterfinal match featuring the best of the Lawful Neutral forces against the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces.”
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N0E, this combatant measures 4 feet long and weighs 50 pounds. He has a record of three wins, one loss, and zero draws. All three of his victories were a result of his opponent leaving the arena. His only loss came to Neutral’s superior Snowcloak. Representing the forces of Lawful Neutral, please welcome the rust dragon wyrmling FeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOO!”
FeO enters to the polite applause of the Lawful Neutral faction of the audience. He is a small dragon who has reddish-brown scales that resemble rusty armor.
“And now making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N115E, this combatant measures 4 feet long and weighs 50 pounds. He has a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. He defeated a large animated table and barely lost to a lion. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the very young fang dragon Faaaaaaaaaang Twoooooooooooooooooo!”
The hoots and hollers of the Chaotic Neutral faction welcome Fang II’s entrance. This sheet-metal-colored dragon stands on all fours, pawing at the earth in restless anticipation of the impending bloodshed. Long, sharp spikes cover his body and his silver teeth glisten. He has an abnormally large mouth and larger claws than would normally be attributed to such a dragon. He opens his mouth and the crowds and his opponent hear the sounds of an ape.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Fang, you will have initiative in the first round unless the Chaotic Neutral representative tells me otherwise.”
Ding Ding! Round 1!
