“Ladies, gentlemen, and genderless creatures! Let’s get right into our second quarterfinal match of the CR 3 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Neutral Good forces against the best of the Neutral Evil forces.”
Making her way into the arena and starting at position 115N60E, this combatant measures 4 feet long and weighs 50 pounds. She has a record of three wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. Her only defeat came at the claws of Neutral’s dire vulture. Representing the forces of Neutral Good, please welcome the battle dragon wyrmling Hargelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Hargelda enters to the cheers of the Neutral Good faction of the audience.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N60E, this combatant measures 5 feet long and weighs 120 pounds. He is winless in the main battle, with a record of zero wins, one loss, and zero draws. He was slaughtered by Neutral’s tenacious and superior dire wolverine. Representing the forces of Neutral Evil, please welcome the seeker void hound Thokkkkkkkkkkkkkdokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!”
The raucous cheers of the Neutral Evil faction stop suddenly when they notice that Thokdok has yet to enter the arena. Then a smattering of applause breaks out amongst the more knowledgeable spectators, who assume that Thokdok is hidden somehow.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Thokdok, you have initiative unless Neutral Evil states otherwise. Now go at it!”
