“We will now resume our second quarterfinal match featuring the best of the Neutral Good forces against the best of the Neutral Evil forces.”
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N60E, this combatant measures 5 feet one inch tall and weighs 93 pounds. He has a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. He was valiant in his victory over Neutral’s indomitable spine springer and pathetic in his loss to Neutral’s dire hawk. He hails from the plane of Elysium. Representing the forces of Neutral Good, please welcome the cervidal guardinal Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!”
Lorius saunters into the arena to the cheers of the Neutral Good faction of the audience and concentrates briefly. His slim, muscular body is covered with short, dark red fur. He has hooves instead of feet, but his hands are humanlike with the exception of a hard plate of horn protecting the back. His most prominent feature is the pair of long, curved horns atop his head.
“Now making its way into the arena and starting at position 0N60E, this combatant measures 5 feet tall and has no appreciable weight. It is undefeated in the main battle, with a record of zero wins, zero losses, and one draw. It managed a draw against Neutral’s superior air elementite swarm. Representing the forces of Neutral Evil, please welcome the allip Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutssssssssssssso!”
A creature straight from a lunatic's nightmare floats out of the darkness and makes a beeline to its starting spot in the arena, babbling and moaning to itself as it goes. Nutso the allip has a vaguely humanoid shape, but with shifting, barely discernible features that bristle with madness. Its lower half trails away into misty nothingness, and it leaves a faint trail of black fog behind as it moves. The audience is a little disturbed.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Lorius, you have initiative unless Neutral Good states otherwise. Commence fighting!”