At the Pavilion outside TURTLEDOME!
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Emral takes his time signing the woman's midriff, being careful to be appreciative without being offensive as he does so. Hello there! So who do I make this out to? he grins, winking at her. If you want more, let me know. My friends and I are helping out the Dusty Quill, so come on by, support the effort. When all this is over I might even do some tattoo designs, sell them through the shop.
The girl titters and says to sign "With love for..." and her name.
Diplomacy Check: 1d20+9=18
The crowd cheers and laughs and carouses in response.
Cough! Very well, I see you are entranced with your admirers. I'll go see Swillwort. We'll meet later. and saying so, Hadarai walks off.
When finished wooing the crowd, he turns back to Hadarai. Sorry, I had my hands full... with the best crowd I've ever seen! (pause for applause, oh how the crowd eats it up, and they deserve it those sexy bastards!) But you're right, let's go get some magic for the fight. Maybe a magic dagger, or some skeleton-repellant armor I can wear?
The crowd whines in disapproval as Emral turns to leave.
Just as he catches up to Hadarai, the Skull Lord appears in a flash of light and puff of smoke. He bows before Hadarai and Emral.
"Hello!" the three heads say as one,
"In case you've forgotten..."
"I'm Ned," says the leftmost skull.
"I'm Ted," says the rightmost skull.
"And I'm Fred," says the middle skull.
"Not that we'd imply that getting punched in the jibbly bits causes memory loss," says the rightmost skull, Ted.
"Though I might suggest that exposure to bizarre alternate universes whilst crawling in an elderly person's ear canal could," says the leftmost skull, Ned.
"Anyhoo, gentleman...and Hadarai," says the middle skull, Fred, whilst the other two skulls snicker,
"Surely, you're not planning on leaving without stepping up on stage..."
The Skull Lord sweeps up and places an arm over your shoulders, Hadarai on its left and Emral on its right. The head closest to you leans over and grins in your face.
At least, you think it's grinning. Hard to tell without flesh.
"...and addressing your loyal fans?" says Fred.
You hear the crowd roar in response.
The Skull Lord pulls you back towards the tent.
"Actually, it's more like they're your fans," says Ted in a stage whisper to Emral.
Ned gives Hadrai a bracing hug and says,
"Yeah. They hate your guts."[/sblock]