D&D General What alignment is candy corn?

What alignment is candy corn?

  • Lawful Good

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Neutral Good

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • Chaotic Good

    Votes: 9 11.8%
  • Lawful Neutral

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • Chaotic Neutral

    Votes: 11 14.5%
  • Lawful Evil

    Votes: 5 6.6%
  • Neutral Evil

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • Chaotic Evil

    Votes: 23 30.3%
  • Pineapple

    Votes: 7 9.2%
  • Whiskey

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • Peeps

    Votes: 13 17.1%
  • Han Solo Neutral

    Votes: 5 6.6%
  • Druid/Daoist Neutra

    Votes: 5 6.6%

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Follower of the Way
I’m getting more of Lawful Chaotic vibes. Using the letter of the law to do whatever one wants.
I assume then these would imply the existence of Good Evil (benevolent selfishness and cruelty) and Evil Good (...which is what way too many Paladin characters actually are...)

Which, naturally, these would be grape candy (it wants to be benevolent, to be a tasty sweet treat...it just isn't*) and any form of "healthy" food masquerading as candy, e.g. when you're given raisin cookies instead of chocolate chip because raisins are "healthier."

*I am given to understand this is because artificial grape flavor--methyl anthranilate--only makes grape candy taste like Concord grapes specifically. Since no one eats them as table grapes, "grape" flavor tastes like grapes no one eats (except as awful, awful jam/jelly)!

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