I assume then these would imply the existence of Good Evil (benevolent selfishness and cruelty) and Evil Good (...which is what way too many Paladin characters actually are...)
Which, naturally, these would be grape candy (it wants to be benevolent, to be a tasty sweet treat...it just isn't*) and any form of "healthy" food masquerading as candy, e.g. when you're given raisin cookies instead of chocolate chip because raisins are "healthier."
*I am given to understand this is because artificial grape flavor--methyl anthranilate--only makes grape candy taste like Concord grapes specifically. Since no one eats them as table grapes, "grape" flavor tastes like grapes no one eats (except as awful, awful jam/jelly)!