What is the best tool?

[2WS-Steve]

In addition to evaluating tools on general grounds such as frequency of need, reliability, and simplicity of use, I’ve included some notes on non-standard uses of tools that may influence your decision.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

My favorite tool isn't on your list.

 

[Gutboy Barrelhouse]

Leatherman.
Does it all in a pinch, fits in yer pocket.

 

[Arnwyn]

Belt Sander... you can race 'em. (Let's see La Machine do that!)

 

[Psion]

This is

[ ] a poll
[X] a commentary on other polls

 

[milotha]

I'd be a tool to answer such a vague question, so here goes

I voted for the hammer. There isn't a problem that can't be fixed by hammer bashing. It will either fix the problem or obviate the need for further remedies.

What's with the bias against can-openers. It opens the can perfectly, and then you have the nice serrated sharp can lid to use as a weapon.

 

[Azazyll]

Gerbers, not leathermens, are the best tools. A fine distinction to make, I agree, but give me a Gerber any day.

That having been said, since I realize that a multitool is several of the options in one (not forgetting hammer), I had to go with the crowbar. Gordon Freeman all the way.

 

[Ferret]

Plus its got to hurt puting that on someones ear!

I voted crow bar, can't go wrong; cans, people you can open both!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Chainsaw.

Groovy.

 

[Piratecat]

Off topic polls aren't allowed. Even if they were allowed, it would be in the Off Topic forum.

Off we go!