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Who's a Hotty?

Females:
Audrey Hepburn
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani

Males:
Me
Me
Ron Jeremy (because if there's anyone hotter than me, it's the guy with proof on video - LOTS of proof)
 

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My wife and I have a ten list...ten celebrities that we could...ahem...and not get in trouble for. The list fluctuates of course, but the following are the current top three (both genders included because, well, just cause).

Females

Drew Barrymore (manages to avoid Hollywood anorexia and still be hot)
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman (in her early roles, especially Far and Away...not so much anymore)
Um...quite a few that have already been mentioned...

Males

Jonny Depp (esp in Pirates of the Caribbean)
Orlando Bloom (only as Legolas)
Stuart Townsend (plays Lestat in Queen of the Damned and Dorian Grey in League of Extraordinary Gentlement)
Brad Pitt (in his earlier roles, Louis in Interview with the Vampire and in Legends of the Fall...not so much anymore)

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Anyone else find most "hot" actresses overrated, in that, well, they are generally pretty hot, but probably not any hotter than the girl that serves coffee down at the cafe, who makes your heart go boom boom when you ask for a latte -- they are simply better made up/glamorized/got designer clothing/boo-coup money/etc.

That might be a facet of "hottetude," the non-physical aspect such as money, wealth, clothing style, etc. But I think it's extraneous, myself.

As for the physical itself, purely, any "1%" girl could be a glamorpuss, i.e. 1 in 100 girls is plenty "hot" to be considered "a hottie" particularly after being given star treatment by Hollywood. The fun, I think, is spotting these hotties making your burrito, or sitting next to you in class, or going the other way on another bus as the bus you are in moves ahead and all you are given is a glance which, however, manages to be long enough (again, your heart goes boom boom).

You know?
 

i agree, hot actresses aren't any hotter than girls in real life. but they serve as a useful point of reference when trying to describe the type of girls you find attractive.

i mean nobody else is gonna know what "that hot chick with the glasses who works at the FLGS" looks like, but everyone knows what celebrities look like.
 

Hida Bukkorosu said:
i mean nobody else is gonna know what "that hot chick with the glasses who works at the FLGS" looks like, but everyone knows what celebrities look like.

Never been to an FLGS before eh?
 

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