Ceramic DM autumn '03(final judegment: new ceramic dm champ!)

[mythago]

*cues ominous music*

 

[Macbeth]

Yeah, Speaking of tension, I'm much more nervous about this match then about the first round. This may be close...

 

[Speaker]

My judgement is in.

Getting close, now...

 

[Piratecat]

Can't wait!

 

[Macbeth]

Can't wait!

Neither Can I! I'm kind of worried I might lose. This is going to be close, either way, win or lose...

 

[mythago]

Neither Can I! I'm kind of worried I might lose. This is going to be close, either way, win or lose...

Perhaps we can find a clue in a fragment of a lost scene from The Scottish Play:

A heath. Enter MYTHAGO and MACBETH.

Macbeth. Lay on! dark spirits prophesied my fate,
No man of woman born shall harm Macbeth.

Mythago. The witches' servant spoke thee fair and true;
but as is plain to see with open eye,
I am no man.

Macbeth. D'oh!

They fight.

...the rest of the scene is, unfortunately, lost...

 

[Maldur]

In a great dutch cartoon adaption of macBeth:

The witches: we will tell you the future for a crown a year.
MacBeth: ok, tell me the future
The witches:That will be one and a half crown.

 

[Macbeth]

Mythago, isn't that the scene that ends with Macbeth washing his hands of Mythago's blood?

Macbeth: Out, Out damn spot! I knew I should have used bleach...

 

[mythago]

Mythago, isn't that the scene that ends with Macbeth washing his hands of Mythago's blood?

Scholars disagree, as there are multiple versions all attributed to the Bard, but none of which can be authenticated. In addition to the bleach ending, there is one where Mythago shouts "Look! A three-headed monkey!" and then treacherously stabs Macbeth while he is distracted.

 

[Macbeth]

"Look! A three-headed monkey!"

WHERE !?!