The bard has always been weird. But it wasn't until 4e that the Bard was actually
functional, in part because it was always designed with form in front (remember how
weird the requirements for Bard were in ye olden dayse?), with function an afterthought. ANY time you design something like that, it's at risk of ending up crappy, a grab-bag of features that don't actually work together except in a thematic sense.
More or less, you can divide D&D classes into two categories: those that have a "narrow" fundamental fiction, and those that have a "broad" one. Rogues, Fighters, Clerics, Wizards, and a few other classes fall into that "broad" group, where they
need their subclasses/specialties/whatever to make one character meaningfully different from another. (Fighter and Rogue are particularly generic, something Mearls himself even lamented very slightly at one point, specifically Fighter, when reflecting on 5e and what he'd change.) Those that have a "narrow" fiction include bards, warlocks, sorcerers, and paladins: classes that carry a much more specific story (unless opted out of, as opposed to the opt-in nature of story for the previous group).
It sounds to me like
@AcererakTriple6 wants to push Bard into the "broad" category, and I think the past failures to achieve success with that are indication enough that that's not an effective strategy. More can be done to integrate the theme and concept with the class, to be sure, but there are
very good reasons why Bard was often disliked in prior editions, but was quite popular in 4e and remains popular in 5e. It actually works, and actually does things now. That's a big selling point.
Ultimately, I don't disagree with the desire to have a lower-magic alternative to the Bard that gets some other thing in exchange. I just think that it is a disservice to an awful lot of people that really love Bards to take away a version that, y'know,
actually works for once, in order to give them the same thing they'd been sold for years and years with an airy promise that
this time being a half-caster and a half-meleeist and a half-whatever actually WILL work and WON'T suck.