the point is you aren't new to D&D like a huge chucks of 5e players.Well, if the insinuation is we are biased, who isn’t?
That not what made this game popular and the things we liked apparently a lot of others did too. Ease of play! Choices!
In my experience, 5e is very very accessible to new players. It's inaccessible to new DMs if they want to do anything beyond basic premade modules. And these kids wantto do wacky stuff as DMs.