Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Scribe]

I give it 5 posts before a pineapple derailment.

 

[trappedslider]

If I want to feel like a moron, I can just go outside and talk to a random person on the street -- one of the perks of living in New Jersey.

We can do that here so you don't even have to go outside

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I am both proud and confused that something I posted here actually was the genesis of a longer thread started on EnWorld.

In other news, I now have a lot of hardcore Scandinavian licorice to fuel my incandescent rage against bards. You have been warned.

 

[Cadence]

Phone number aggregator sites occasionally associate the cell number I've had for over a decade with other people who must have entered something incorrectly since then. And then I get spam (usually people supposedly buying houses) texted to me for them.

When I don't feel like just marking the texter's number as spam, what is a good reply? '"They died! Why can't you vultures go away?". "We would be happy to have <not our address sold>, can you drive by today in person?". Or...?

 

[Cadence]

In other news, I now have a lot of hardcore Scandinavian licorice to fuel my incandescent rage against bards. You have been warned.

Super salty Finnish black licorice?

 

[Ryujin]

I am both proud and confused that something I posted here actually was the genesis of a longer thread started on EnWorld.

In other news, I now have a lot of hardcore Scandinavian licorice to fuel my incandescent rage against bards. You have been warned.

Salted licorice. BLECH!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Super salty Finnish black licorice?

Salmiak FTW!

And yes, I am inflicting it upon others. With glee!

I have yet to meet a licorice that I think to myself, "Self, that is too strong." And I keep looking.

 

[Bedrockgames]

Super salty Finnish black licorice?

I wish I could still eat licorice. I just looked up salty finish black licorice. It looks good. I am trying to imagine the flavor (black licorice is my favorite among the candies)

 

[Ryujin]

Salmiak FTW!

And yes, I am inflicting it upon others. With glee!

I have yet to meet a licorice that I think to myself, "Self, that is too strong." And I keep looking.

Whoops! Belated NSFW warning. Sorry.

 

[RealAlHazred]

It probably didn't help that you started with one of the more difficult examples of a VTT. As others have noted, when all you really want is a map and some tokens, Owlbear Rodeo is a good place to go.

Yeah, I was dumb in that I took the many multiple suggestions for Roll20 as honest suggestions for a good VTT to start with...