Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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[Scribe]

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Happy Wife, Happy Life. Sooner the AI figures that out for us, the better.

 

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[Snarf Zagyg]

I'm not interested in heaven unless my anger gets to go there too. I'm not interested in a happy eternity unless I get to spend an eternity on anger first. Let me speak for the meek and say that we don't want the earth, if that's where all the bodies are buried. If we are resurrected at the end of the world, I want us to assemble with a military click, I want us to come together as an army against what happened to us here. I want us to bring down the enemy of our suffering once and for all, and I want us to loot the pockets, and I want us to take baths in the blood.
-Mahatma Gandhi, indubitably

 

[The Firebird]

I'm not interested in heaven unless my anger gets to go there too. I'm not interested in a happy eternity unless I get to spend an eternity on anger first. Let me speak for the meek and say that we don't want the earth, if that's where all the bodies are buried. If we are resurrected at the end of the world, I want us to assemble with a military click, I want us to come together as an army against what happened to us here. I want us to bring down the enemy of our suffering once and for all, and I want us to loot the pockets, and I want us to take baths in the blood.
-Mahatma Gandhi, indubitably

Sounds like Ivan Karamazov.

 

[Ryujin]

I'm not interested in heaven unless my anger gets to go there too. I'm not interested in a happy eternity unless I get to spend an eternity on anger first. Let me speak for the meek and say that we don't want the earth, if that's where all the bodies are buried. If we are resurrected at the end of the world, I want us to assemble with a military click, I want us to come together as an army against what happened to us here. I want us to bring down the enemy of our suffering once and for all, and I want us to loot the pockets, and I want us to take baths in the blood.
-Mahatma Gandhi, indubitably

Straight from the script of "Ghandi 2."

 

[Willie the Duck]

Well, that's certainly a twist...

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So what's the General Sherman, a bulldozer?

 

[RealAlHazred]

Y'know, I watched the D&D movie again today, and I had a thought. Or at least the precursor to one. There are two other parties in the maze with them, and one is the folks from the cartoon. It occurred to me today that I think the other party might be based on some of the class illustrations in some of the 3E/4E splatbooks, although I didn't actually bother to go look...

I don't remember seeing anybody whose outfit was all belts, so I'm not sure this is correct. Say what you want about the 3E iconic characters, but no one can argue in good faith that they weren't visually distinctive!

 

[Mannahnin]

I think it's classic Hipster behavior. "D&D was cool before they sold out, now I only play (insert name here). Oh, you've never heard of it? Yeah I'm not surprised, it's really indie stuff."

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his pineapple pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.

Yeah, when I'm hosting or otherwise cooking for people, I make it a point to ask about preferences, allergies, and other restrictions. Similar reasons.

Perhaps because my mother has celiac and I've had multiple partners with dietary issues, I've always considered asking about dietary preferences, allergies and restrictions a mandatory part of hospitality. If your food is no good for your guests, you're not being hospitable.

 

[CleverNickName]

I was going to pick up a set of pumpkin spice-themed dice for a certain RPG contest...but dang, y'all. Etsy got expensive all of a sudden.

Tell you what: if we get >20 entries this year, I'll get a set of pumpkin- and/or spice-themed dice added to the prize pool somehow.