1001 Villain Sayings/Threats
Draxus the Tainted
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22. "Hello Clarice!"
Azure Trance
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Usually ones that catch my attention are ones from movie (ie, wow, that'd sound really nice if a villian in my campaign said that ...)
And a Q/A one that works only if the PC asks it:
Q: Go to hell!
A: Been there. And I must tell you, I did enjoy it.
- Life is just a dream on the way to death.
- Pain is my power.
And a Q/A one that works only if the PC asks it:
Q: Go to hell!
A: Been there. And I must tell you, I did enjoy it.
Azure Trance
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More!
- Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
- You're all dead. You just don't know it yet.
- Murderer? Murderer!? Let me tell you a little something about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it.
pulls out two blades
I'd like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.
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Mean Eyed Cat
Explorer
Promptly followed by the dueling banjos...
Nah-nah-nernt nernt nernt-nernt nernt-nernt neerrrr
Psychotic Jim
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Re: Even More...
Dang it! Someone beat me to it!
Oh well...
For the orcs (better if they were ogres) seeing dwarves (or other small folk):
"Looks like we get to play another game of Runtball! "
The Overly-Long Monologue for the Villain who Thinks He is Doing Good but is Actually Doing Evil:
"Why do you intend to stand in my way? You have all seen the corruption present in the world today. I intend to change that, to purify all the lands. I have seen the future, where Fate wipes out (or enslaves, etc.) all of man-kind. I intend to prove that man can change his destiny. Do not stand in my way for the sake of all of humanity. "
For the Revenge-Crazed Vigilante:
" I shall not be denied my revenge!"
"Stay out of this! I have no quarre with you! This is a private affair!"
For the coward, the classic catch-phrase:
"Hey who fights and runs away lives to backstab anothery day."
For the totally incomprehisible loony:
"Hey now, brown cow..."
Mark Chance said:
Dang it! Someone beat me to it!
Oh well...
For the orcs (better if they were ogres) seeing dwarves (or other small folk):
"Looks like we get to play another game of Runtball! "
The Overly-Long Monologue for the Villain who Thinks He is Doing Good but is Actually Doing Evil:
"Why do you intend to stand in my way? You have all seen the corruption present in the world today. I intend to change that, to purify all the lands. I have seen the future, where Fate wipes out (or enslaves, etc.) all of man-kind. I intend to prove that man can change his destiny. Do not stand in my way for the sake of all of humanity. "
For the Revenge-Crazed Vigilante:
" I shall not be denied my revenge!"
"Stay out of this! I have no quarre with you! This is a private affair!"
For the coward, the classic catch-phrase:
"Hey who fights and runs away lives to backstab anothery day."
For the totally incomprehisible loony:
"Hey now, brown cow..."
demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
Here are few I've used...
"Pain is my ally."
"You fight without honor or skill."
"I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate you!"
"I will make you bleed."
"Your flesh is mine to mold and sculpt."
"Give praise to <fill in evil deity>."
"These are the last words you will ever hear."
"I crave sustenance."
"Allow me to make myself clear."
"And so, we meet again." (Even better if the party's never seen him before.)
"Ah, the meat shields have arrived!"
And of course, a good evil laugh is key.
Demiurge out.
"Pain is my ally."
"You fight without honor or skill."
"I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate you!"
"I will make you bleed."
"Your flesh is mine to mold and sculpt."
"Give praise to <fill in evil deity>."
"These are the last words you will ever hear."
"I crave sustenance."
"Allow me to make myself clear."
"And so, we meet again." (Even better if the party's never seen him before.)
"Ah, the meat shields have arrived!"
And of course, a good evil laugh is key.
Demiurge out.
Mean Eyed Cat
Explorer
These are from various movies...
"Life is pain... anyone who says differently is selling something."
"People scare easier when they're dyin'."
"I'll be thinking about that when I'm p*****g on your grave."
"Life is pain... anyone who says differently is selling something."
"People scare easier when they're dyin'."
"I'll be thinking about that when I'm p*****g on your grave."
Alzrius
The EN World kitten
Some that came from (iirc) Van Richten's Guide to Werebeasts (I don't remember them exactly, so forgive me if I bucher these):
"If our nature is evil, if our instincts murderous, can we truly be blamed?"
"We are not monsters. It is our nature to be predators. It is only because we hunt you humans, you self-styled kings of all that live, that you term us monsters."
and from Van Richten's Guide to Vampires:
"If I were to kill you, what would you lose? Twenty years of your life, maybe thirty? Thirty years! I could spend thirty years contemplating a book or a piece of artwork! If I were to die, I would lose eternity! Now do you understand why your lives mean virtually nothing...and mine means everything."
A bit long-winded (and very Anne Rice in flavor) but I still love it.
Another: "I was right then, and I am right now!" - Azalin
The official Ravenloft site ( www.kargatane.com ) opens each time with a different quote from characters who are mostly villains.
"If our nature is evil, if our instincts murderous, can we truly be blamed?"
"We are not monsters. It is our nature to be predators. It is only because we hunt you humans, you self-styled kings of all that live, that you term us monsters."
and from Van Richten's Guide to Vampires:
"If I were to kill you, what would you lose? Twenty years of your life, maybe thirty? Thirty years! I could spend thirty years contemplating a book or a piece of artwork! If I were to die, I would lose eternity! Now do you understand why your lives mean virtually nothing...and mine means everything."
A bit long-winded (and very Anne Rice in flavor) but I still love it.
Another: "I was right then, and I am right now!" - Azalin
The official Ravenloft site ( www.kargatane.com ) opens each time with a different quote from characters who are mostly villains.
