[Villain casts fireball]
Villain: My, my, heroes, you look a little charred. And now my henchmen will turn you into SWISS chard! A-hahahahahaha!
Henchman1: Um, boss, I'm not entirely clear on what that means.
Henchman2: Yeah, I mean, we're fighters. It's not like we can Polymorph them.
Villain: No, look, it was a pun. Charred, Chard? 'Cause they were charred, and then you were gonna stab them full of holes?
Henchman1: But Swiss Chard doesn't have holes.
Henchman2: Swiss Cheese has holes, but not Swiss Chard.
Party Member: Well, I guess if you wanna assume that "Swiss", as a rule of thumb, means that it has holes in it, then it sort of makes sense.
Villain: Really, it was just supposed to be a pun.
Henchman1: Chard and cheese don't even rhyme, though.
Henchman2: Plus, we're in the land of Daynork. There's no Switzerland in Daynork, so there's no Swiss.
Party Member: Maybe we can assume that what he really said was some kind of other country in this world where they make cheese with holes in it.
Henchman2: And they're famous for their chard, too?
Party Member: Okay, my bad. Can we just roll initiative?
-Tacky